{"id":70587,"date":"2026-08-22T16:21:21","date_gmt":"2026-08-22T23:21:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=70587"},"modified":"2026-08-22T16:21:21","modified_gmt":"2026-08-22T23:21:21","slug":"trump-begs-his-maga-cult-to-pretend-that-im-on-the-ballot-and-democrats-concur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=70587","title":{"rendered":"Trump Begs His MAGA Cult to &#8216;Pretend That I&#8217;m on the Ballot&#8217; &#8211; And Democrats Concur"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s always obvious when Donald Trump is having a panic attack about matters that are beyond the control of his narcissistic malignancy. He typically lashes out frantically at his perceived political enemies, hurls infantile insults at the free press that he abhors, and beseeches his MAGA cult disciples to worship him harder.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=Trump Begs His MAGA Cult to 'Pretend That I'm on the Ballot' - And Democrats Concur%0D&#038;url=https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=70587\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Click here to post this article on Twitter<\/a> or <a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/intent\/compose?text=Trump Begs His MAGA Cult to 'Pretend That I'm on the Ballot' - And Democrats Concur%20https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=70587\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Click here to post on Bluesky<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/Pix\/Trump\/trump-disabled-mockery.jpg\" alt=\"Donald Trump, Mocking Disability\" width=\"550\" height=\"296\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-41615\" \/><\/p>\n<p>With the rapidly approaching midterm election bearing down on Trump and his MAGA confederates, he recognizes, but will never admit, that the prospects for a Republican victory are dim. Consequently, he is trying on new campaign themes almost every day. They range from rehashing the <em>&#8220;red scare&#8221;<\/em> of the 1950s, wherein he accuses all Democrats of being communists, to outright lying about how successfully he has restored the economy that he wrecked with tariffs and war and general ignorance.<\/p>\n<p><strong>SEE THIS: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=70537\" target=\"_blank\">New Trump Campaign Slogan: The Economy is Doing Unbelievably From the Standpoint of Wall Street<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>On Friday Trump attended a rally in South Carolina in support of GOP Senate candidate Darline Graham, who he has endorsed. As usual, he spent most of his 90 minute harangue exalting himself. But in a surprising departure from his common conceit and ego-fluffing, Trump put his electoral anxiety on display. For instance, he implored his MAGA-tists to demonstrate their adoration by showing up to vote in November. Openly begging, Trump explained that&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;The problem that we have is, they say that Trump does great when he&#8217;s on the ballot, but when he&#8217;s not on the ballot, his people don&#8217;t come and they don&#8217;t vote for senators, congressmen and other Republicans. So what I really want you to do is pretend, please, that I&#8217;m on the ballot.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class=\"embed-x\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Trump: &quot;Look at the rallies. Look at what we have today. You have thousands of people standing outside, can&#39;t get in\u2026and we&#39;re not even really running. But we are running because we have to get Darline and other people elected. So we are running.&quot; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/5b8IhVv2R5\">pic.twitter.com\/5b8IhVv2R5<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; BulwarkClips (@BulwarkClips) <a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/BulwarkClips\/status\/2090946041780556041?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 21, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.x.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>This request was likely fueled by the fact that, in recent Republican primaries, six of Trump&#8217;s endorsed candidates lost. Even Graham, the candidate he was there to promote, failed to get enough votes to avoid a runoff. Therefore, he is resorting to pleading for his peons to <em>&#8220;pretend&#8221;<\/em> that he&#8217;s on the ballot. Which is an admission that the Republicans he is pushing are too lame to get votes on their own.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, it&#8217;s <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=70436\" target=\"_blank\">Trump&#8217;s widespread unpopularity<\/a><\/strong> that is likely the main reason for the GOP&#8217;s recent defeats. So if Republican candidates choose to tie themselves closer to Trump, it will probably do them more harm than good. Democrats, meanwhile, will eagerly welcome Republicans embracing their lame duck leader, who will lead them to more failures. And that&#8217;s not the only reason Democrats are supporting Trump&#8217;s recent remarks. He also told the rally crowd that&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;If we lose you&#8217;re going to lose your border, you&#8217;re going to lose your tax cuts, you&#8217;re going to lose everything that we&#8217;ve done, we&#8217;ve gotten the biggest tax cuts in history&#8230;I&#8217;m going to be impeached. They&#8217;re going to impeach me. They have no idea why.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class=\"embed-x\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Trump: &quot;If we lose\u2026I&#39;m going to be impeached. They&#39;re going to impeach me.&quot; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/tWbdipP9DJ\">pic.twitter.com\/tWbdipP9DJ<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; BulwarkClips (@BulwarkClips) <a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/BulwarkClips\/status\/2090946509118246940?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 21, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.x.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>Let&#8217;s set aside Trump&#8217;s claims about what would be lost, because they are all lies. On the other hand, his <em>&#8220;warning&#8221;<\/em> that he would be impeached will resonate as an incentive to most Democrats, Independents, and even some disaffected Republicans. And if Trump needs some reminders of why so many Americans want him impeached, he can just rerefer to his illegal war against Iran, his illegal tariffs, his illegal acceptance of gifts (including a $400 million dollar jet), his illegal vandalizing of property in D.C., and his illegal enrichment of himself. And that&#8217;s the abridged list.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s more, the prospect of Trump&#8217;s impeachment will drive higher voter turnout by Americans who want to hasten the end of his reoccupation of the White House. And that&#8217;s an outcome that nobody will need to pretend to enjoy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>RELATED STORIES:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=70583\" target=\"_blank\">Trump Hypes a Phony \u2018Census Bureau\u2019 Report that He Says Proves He Won the 2020 Election<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=70501\" target=\"_blank\">Trump Mulls Declaring a National Emergency to Rig Elections, Says \u2018Stranger Things Have Happened\u2019<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=70460\" target=\"_blank\">Delusional Trump Whines that Americans are \u2018Angry at Republicans, But They\u2019re Not Angry At Me\u2019<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<blockquote>\n<div>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><strong>Be sure to visit and follow News Corpse<br \/>\non <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NewsCorpse\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Twitter<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/NewsCorpse\/\" target=\"_blank\">Facebook<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/newscorpse.bsky.social\" target=\"_blank\">Bluesky<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.threads.net\/@newscorpse\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Threads<\/a>.<\/strong>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><strong>And check out my books on Amazon:<\/strong>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2aOYFpM\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"\">Fox Nation vs. Reality:<br \/>\nThe Fox News Cult of Ignorance.<\/a><\/strong>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><strong>Thanks so much for your support.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s always obvious when Donald Trump is having a panic attack about matters that are beyond the control of his narcissistic malignancy. He typically lashes out frantically at his perceived political enemies, hurls infantile insults at the free press that he abhors, and beseeches his MAGA cult disciples to worship him harder. 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