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<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\nMRS. BUSH: Barney and Beazley, I’m so proud that you all wanted to become National Park Junior Rangers. Our national parks are so important. And in fact, the lawn where you play is part of our national parks.<\/span><\/p>\n
President Bush and I wish everyone a very happy holiday. <\/strong><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
What? No Merry Christmas? Is this evidence that The First Lady is offering aid and comfort to the Secular-Progressive enemies in the War on Christmas? Has the President cut and run? Have the terrorists won?<\/p>\n
No need to fear – T-Warrior<\/a> is here. Have no doubt that before you can slide down the MoonBat-pole, Bill O’Reilly will step forward and denounce this insult to America’s favorite religion: Christmasism. Never mind that only a couple of days ago O’Reilly declared victory<\/a> in the War on Christmas, crediting himself with the glory he feels he so richly deserves. We have already seen those “Mission Accomplished”<\/em> banners that didn’t really mean that any mission had been accomplished. So now, as always, the goal is to stay the course. Because surrender to the far-left, gay, flag-burning, pot smokers who murdered our savior, is not an option.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
From The White House: MRS. BUSH: Barney and Beazley, I’m so proud that you all wanted to become National Park Junior Rangers. Our national parks are so important. And in fact, the lawn where you play is part of our national parks. President Bush and I wish everyone a very happy holiday. What? 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