{"id":7134,"date":"2012-05-22T04:42:18","date_gmt":"2012-05-22T11:42:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=7134"},"modified":"2012-05-22T04:42:18","modified_gmt":"2012-05-22T11:42:18","slug":"most-hysterical-headline-of-the-year-palin-pulverizes-obama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=7134","title":{"rendered":"Most Hysterical Headline Of The Year: Palin Pulverizes Obama"},"content":{"rendered":"

I know it’s only May, but this is going to be tough to beat:<\/p>\n

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How anyone could take seriously the notion that Sarah Palin would provide any intellectual competition for President Obama is utterly unfathomable. This is the woman who thinks that a “gotcha”<\/em> question is “What newspapers do you read?”<\/em> This is the woman who thought that Africa was a country. This is the woman who thinks the vice-president is in charge of the Senate. And now Fox thinks that her nearly incoherent rambling on Sean Hannity’s program represents some sort of victory – and not just a victory, but a pulverization.<\/p>\n

Fox Nation is fond of overextending itself with puerile hyperbole<\/a>, but this is so far removed from reality that the guys with butterfly nets must not be far behind. The subject of the discussion was Newark Mayor Cory Booker’s remarks criticizing Obama for attacking Mitt Romney on his business resume, and specifically on Bain Capital. Booker was wrong on the substance of his criticism and went completely out of bounds when he conflated the right-wing’s obsession over Jeremiah Wright with the legitimate criticisms of Romney’s tenure at Bain. Booker later clarified what he meant and reiterated his support for Obama. Ignoring that, Palin referenced Booker as well as Democrats Harold Ford and Steve Rattner in an attempt to suggest that they were anti-Obama. She said…<\/p>\n

“His surrogates there come from, in many respects the private sector, and each one of those individuals does have a lot of private sector experience, unlike their leader Barack Obama.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Well, it was nice of her to praise these surrogates so highly. Indeed, they do have a lot of private sector experience. And what’s more, they all endorse Obama for reelection. So if we are to accept Palin’s commentary that these are intelligent, experienced people with insight into business and economics, then we should, therefore, be sure to vote for Obama in November.<\/p>\n

Thanks for your support, Sarah. And thanks for a pulverizing so thorough that it whipped back around and transformed into an endorsement. Seriously, after seeing this I have to wonder if Palin would even know what pulverize means. Clearly the editors at Fox Nation don’t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I know it’s only May, but this is going to be tough to beat: How anyone could take seriously the notion that Sarah Palin would provide any intellectual competition for President Obama is utterly unfathomable. This is the woman who thinks that a “gotcha” question is “What newspapers do you read?” This is the woman […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[152,1,15],"tags":[183,1003,527,260,381],"class_list":["post-7134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-election","category-general","category-humor","tag-barack-obama","tag-cory-booker","tag-fox-nation","tag-mitt-romney","tag-sarah-palin"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Ijg-1R4","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7776,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=7776","url_meta":{"origin":7134,"position":0},"title":"Sarah Palin Wants One Name Of A Hostile Republican. 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