This video from The Onion hits the cow pie out of the farm.<\/p>\n
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The candidates are really going to have to deliver the bullshit this year. And I don’t have any doubt that they will live up to expectations.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This video from The Onion hits the cow pie out of the farm. The candidates are really going to have to deliver the bullshit this year. 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