{"id":8325,"date":"2012-10-28T23:54:43","date_gmt":"2012-10-29T06:54:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=8325"},"modified":"2012-10-28T23:54:43","modified_gmt":"2012-10-29T06:54:43","slug":"mitt-romney-putting-this-country-back-on-the-path-to-a-zombie-apocalypse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=8325","title":{"rendered":"Mitt Romney: Putting This Country Back On The Path To A Zombie Apocalypse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/Pix\/Campaign2012\/zomney.jpg\" alt=\"Zomney\" width=\"500\" \/><\/center><br \/>\n<\/p>\n<p>Joss Whedon&#8217;s must-see video explains exactly why American needs Mitt Romney. It&#8217;s because Romney is <em>&#8220;ready to make the deep rollbacks in health care, education, social services, reproductive rights, that will guarantee poverty, unemployment, over-population, disease, rioting, all crucial elements in creating a nightmare Zombie Wasteland.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/6TiXUF9xbTo\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re out there. And they need brains.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joss Whedon&#8217;s must-see video explains exactly why American needs Mitt Romney. It&#8217;s because Romney is &#8220;ready to make the deep rollbacks in health care, education, social services, reproductive rights, that will guarantee poverty, unemployment, over-population, disease, rioting, all crucial elements in creating a nightmare Zombie Wasteland.&#8221; They&#8217;re out there. And they need brains.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1,15],"tags":[260],"class_list":["post-8325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-humor","tag-mitt-romney"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Ijg-2ah","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7293,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=7293","url_meta":{"origin":8325,"position":0},"title":"Mitt Romney Wants To Eliminate Government Bloat &#8211; Like Teachers","author":"Mark NC","date":"6\/11\/2012","format":false,"excerpt":"A couple of days ago I posted an article detailing how Mitt Romney is Protecting America From The Scourge Of Firefighters, Police, And Teachers. 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