{"id":9007,"date":"2013-02-05T12:04:27","date_gmt":"2013-02-05T20:04:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=9007"},"modified":"2013-02-05T12:04:27","modified_gmt":"2013-02-05T20:04:27","slug":"glenn-beck-calls-obama-the-worst-thing-he-can-think-of-a-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=9007","title":{"rendered":"Glenn Beck Calls Obama The Worst Thing He Can Think Of: &#8216;A Girl&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cover the children&#8217;s eyes and carefully consider whether you want to read further because what follows is not for sensitive readers. Glenn Beck, that macho icon manliness, has been driven to distraction by President Obama&#8217;s exhibition of icky feminine traits. Something Beck himself would never do.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/Pix\/Humor\/beck-crying-babies.jpg\" alt=\"Glenn Beck\" \/><\/center><br \/>\n<\/p>\n<p>During the Superbowl interview of the President, Scott Pelley asked him if he would allow his hypothetical sons to play football in light of recent news about the dangers from concussions which can lead to severe mental illness, dementia and death. Obama thoughtfully responded that he <em>&#8220;would have to think about it.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Apparently Beck would not need to think about it at all. He would gleefully encourage his sons to participate in an activity that has been known to cause serious injuries. Why would he need to give any thought to that? In fact, Beck was so offended by the President&#8217;s response that he played it on his little Internet blog and, the whole time Obama spoke, Beck kept repeating <em>&#8220;He&#8217;s a girl&#8230;He&#8217;s a girl&#8230;&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/y8tZrmz3Mag\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>One thing we can ascertain without doubt from observing his behavior is that Beck is a boy &#8211; an immature, ignorant, petulant, emotionally stunted, bitter, little boy, who thinks he can <em>&#8220;revoke&#8221;<\/em> Obama&#8217;s <em>&#8220;man card.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s worse is that Beck, in his haste to repudiate Obama&#8217;s thoughtfulness, has revealed his innate disrespect for women. In searching for the appropriate insult with which to bash the President, Beck can only come up with one that he repeats in a manic display of childishness: <em>&#8220;You&#8217;re a girl. You&#8217;re a full-fledged woman.&#8221;<\/em> Beck fervently believes that calling Obama a girl is the most damning epithet he can hurl. What could be worse, in his cartoon brain, than being compared to a young woman?<\/p>\n<p>This isn&#8217;t the first time Beck has exposed his overt misogyny in this manner. When Jimmy Fallon&#8217;s TV house band, The Roots, played Fishbone&#8217;s <em>&#8220;Lyin Ass Bitch&#8221;<\/em> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=5848\" target=\"_blank\">as Michelle Bachmann was introduced<\/a>, Beck demanded that Fallon fire the band, but that he wouldn&#8217;t because he is &#8211; you guessed it &#8211; a girl.<\/p>\n<p>You see, in Beck&#8217;s mind, only real men are capable of making difficult personnel decisions. Likewise, only real men understand that worrying about the welfare of your children is the mark of a sissy. And pretty much anything that stirs Beck&#8217;s ire is sufficient cause to castigate someone with aspersions to womanliness &#8211; the most horrible state of being that Beck can imagine. So horrible that I&#8217;m sure the very thought of it makes him cry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cover the children&#8217;s eyes and carefully consider whether you want to read further because what follows is not for sensitive readers. Glenn Beck, that macho icon manliness, has been driven to distraction by President Obama&#8217;s exhibition of icky feminine traits. Something Beck himself would never do. During the Superbowl interview of the President, Scott Pelley [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,16],"tags":[183,44],"class_list":["post-9007","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-wankery","tag-barack-obama","tag-glenn-beck"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Ijg-2lh","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7304,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=7304","url_meta":{"origin":9007,"position":0},"title":"Glenn Beck Reviews Black-Themed Obama Campaign Ad","author":"Mark NC","date":"6\/13\/2012","format":false,"excerpt":"If you were looking for an authoritative analysis of an Obama campaign advertisement targeting an African-American constituency, who better to consult than homeboy and O.G. 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Apparently he was mocking an art exhibit that featured a painting of President Obama with his arms outstretched and a wearing a crown of thorns. That's not a particularly original concept as I did a\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?cat=1"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1549,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=1549","url_meta":{"origin":9007,"position":3},"title":"The Anatomy Of A Glenn Beck Lie","author":"Mark NC","date":"2\/3\/2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Glenn Beck's glassy-eyed followers are irredeemably mesmerized by him and would sooner hack off a limb then concede that he was less than honest about anything. They wail plaintively that he is unwaveringly truthful and that no one has ever proven that he has lied. For the record, I have\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?cat=1"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":3561,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=3561","url_meta":{"origin":9007,"position":4},"title":"Happy New Fears Day","author":"Mark NC","date":"1\/1\/2011","format":false,"excerpt":"From Glenn Beck and Fox News: Happy New Fears Day And best wishes for a year of full of trepidation, paranoia, and lunatic conspiracy theories featuring our Kenyan Marxist president and dictator, Barack Hussein Obama. 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