{"id":9105,"date":"2013-02-15T10:33:59","date_gmt":"2013-02-15T18:33:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=9105"},"modified":"2013-02-15T10:47:11","modified_gmt":"2013-02-15T18:47:11","slug":"fox-news-hires-herman-cain-for-more-insightful-uzbecki-becki-stan-stan-analysis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=9105","title":{"rendered":"Fox News Hires Herman Cain To Fill Network’s Wingnut, Philandering, Birther Role"},"content":{"rendered":"

In Keeping with their mission to elevate the most ignorant, delusional, dishonest, self-serving, partisan extremists of the far-right Tea-publican Party, Fox News has just announced<\/a> that they have added former pizza chain magnate Herman Cain to their payroll.<\/p>\n

You may remember that Cain boasted that he didn’t know the names of foreign leaders and dismissed inquiries about them to be “gotcha”<\/em> questions about Uzbecki-becki-stan-stan. He declared that under ObamaCare he would be dead, despite the fact that it would not have altered the course of treatment for his cancer at all, but it does provide care for other cancer patients who would have no care without it. His 999 tax plan was widely ridiculed by economists. He was an avowed birther who insisted that Obama “should prove he was born in the United States of America.”<\/em> And with serial philanderer Newt Gingrich absent from Fox, they needed to fill the void by hiring another misogynist. Cain fit the bill due to multiple allegations of sexual harassment that derailed his short-lived campaign for president.<\/p>\n

And who could forget Cain’s astute foreign policy observations as represented by this analysis of the Libyan uprising:<\/p>\n