{"id":9292,"date":"2013-03-16T11:02:21","date_gmt":"2013-03-16T18:02:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=9292"},"modified":"2013-03-16T18:29:21","modified_gmt":"2013-03-17T01:29:21","slug":"sarah-palin-at-cpac-todd-got-the-rifle-ive-got-the-rack-teat-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=9292","title":{"rendered":"Sarah Palin At CPAC: Todd Got The Rifle, I&#8217;ve Got The Rack (Teat Party?)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The long awaited appearance of Tea Party Queen Sarah Palin at the Conservative Political Action Conference finally went off this morning with a speech that the CPACers gobbled up voraciously. However, as might have been expected by more coherent observers, Palin&#8217;s remarks never addressed much of substance.<\/p>\n<p>The entirety of Palin&#8217;s Obama bashing and wingnut homilies was broadcast live by Fox News, who didn&#8217;t bother to air any of Mitt Romney&#8217;s speech yesterday. That should tell you something about Fox News that you probably already knew.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps the biggest applause line of the speech was after she regaled the crowd with an amusing joke about her boobs. That&#8217;s right, her BOOBS! And if you wonder how she worked that into the monologue, it was with reference to the Second Amendment. Still wondering? While extolling the joys of gun ownership, Palin told a story wherein her romantic hubby Todd gave her a gun rack for Christmas. In return, she gave him a shiny new gun. Whereupon she delivered the hilarious punch line: He got the rifle, I&#8217;ve got the rack. And the crowd goes wild.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/Pix\/Humor\/palin-rack.jpg\" alt=\"Sarah Palin\" \/><\/center><br \/>\n<\/p>\n<p>The only other notable quote from her insomnia-curing oratory was a rather ironic jab at President Obama. She said that <em>&#8220;We don&#8217;t have leadership coming out of Washington. We have reality television.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/Pix\/Humor\/palin-cpac-reality.jpg\" alt=\"Sarah Palin\" \/><\/center><br \/>\n<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s more she opined that it was bad reality television. Well&#8230;..I guess she should know it when she sees it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>[Update]<\/strong> Here&#8217;s the video:<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/OYFWBWyfEyM\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The long awaited appearance of Tea Party Queen Sarah Palin at the Conservative Political Action Conference finally went off this morning with a speech that the CPACers gobbled up voraciously. However, as might have been expected by more coherent observers, Palin&#8217;s remarks never addressed much of substance. The entirety of Palin&#8217;s Obama bashing and wingnut [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[725,381],"class_list":["post-9292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-cpac","tag-sarah-palin"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Ijg-2pS","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1565,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=1565","url_meta":{"origin":9292,"position":0},"title":"Live From CPAC: Glenn Beck Via Fox News","author":"Mark NC","date":"2\/20\/2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Fox News has notably declined to present important live events that feature President Obama or other Democrats. They even cut away from a live Republican gathering when Obama appeared to be getting the better of his GOP hosts. But Fox happily broadcast the entirety of their own Sarah Palin's address\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?cat=1"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":6391,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=6391","url_meta":{"origin":9292,"position":1},"title":"Sarah Palin&#8217;s Top Seven CPAC Hack Attacks And Lies","author":"Mark NC","date":"2\/12\/2012","format":false,"excerpt":"There is no better example of the right's embrace of idiocy than the rise of Sarah Palin. Conservatives take great pains to refudiate attacks on her intelligence (or lack thereof), but the very fact that they have to rush to her defense so often is evidence of her stupefying ignorance.\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Economy&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Economy","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?cat=219"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1042,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=1042","url_meta":{"origin":9292,"position":2},"title":"McCain And Palin: Stars In Their Eyes","author":"Mark NC","date":"9\/4\/2008","format":false,"excerpt":"For months now, John McCain has been belittling Barack Obama as inexperienced and unprepared to be president. Much of the criticism has targeted his speech making prowess and charisma, which McCain characterizes as the hollow trappings of celebrity. There was even an ad that attacked Obama as the \"biggest celebrity\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Art\/Culture&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Art\/Culture","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?cat=9"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":28963,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=28963","url_meta":{"origin":9292,"position":3},"title":"Sarah Palin Fired From Fox News (Again)","author":"Mark NC","date":"6\/24\/2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Politico is reporting that Fox News has declined to renew Sarah Palin's contract which expired June 1. This development might have been predicted based on Palin's recent history of appearances (or lack thereof) on the network. In fact, News Corpse did predict it back on June 3, in an article\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?cat=1"},"img":{"alt_text":"Sarah Palin Fired by Fox News","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/..\/Pix\/Trump\/palin-fired.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/..\/Pix\/Trump\/palin-fired.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/..\/Pix\/Trump\/palin-fired.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":30677,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=30677","url_meta":{"origin":9292,"position":4},"title":"Reality TV Romance: The Meaning Of Sarah Palin&#8217;s Embrace Of Donald Trump","author":"Mark NC","date":"1\/19\/2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Confirming rumors that Sarah Palin might crawl out from under her frozen tundra to endorse Donald Trump, the big moment came today in a statement from the Trump campaign. For Trump this means that his campaign has now been validated by perhaps the most comically ignorant mainstream politician in decades.\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Election&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Election","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?cat=152"},"img":{"alt_text":"Donald Trump Sarah Palin","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/..\/Pix\/Trump\/trump-palin-2016.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/..\/Pix\/Trump\/trump-palin-2016.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/..\/Pix\/Trump\/trump-palin-2016.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":24161,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=24161","url_meta":{"origin":9292,"position":5},"title":"WTF? 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An epic and hilarious example of this is the article published by the ultra right-wing blog American Thinker (a name that must have been chosen for its irony).\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?cat=1"},"img":{"alt_text":"Sarah Palin","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/..\/Pix\/Trump\/palin-2014-achiever.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/..\/Pix\/Trump\/palin-2014-achiever.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/..\/Pix\/Trump\/palin-2014-achiever.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x"},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9292"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9292\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9296,"href":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9292\/revisions\/9296"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}