{"id":931,"date":"2008-05-29T14:01:45","date_gmt":"2008-05-29T21:01:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=931"},"modified":"2008-05-29T18:48:27","modified_gmt":"2008-05-30T01:48:27","slug":"terrorist-scarves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=931","title":{"rendered":"Dunkin, Malkin And Terrorist Scarves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When exactly is it appropriate to send in the guys with the butterfly nets? Ultra-conservative pundette, Michelle Malkin is mortified at the thought of extremist islamo-fascists infiltrating America and hypnotizing its citizens with &#8230;.. SCARVES!<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/Pix\/Humor\/terrorist-scarves.jpg\"\/><\/div>\n<p>In a recent advertisement, Dunkin Donuts featured Rachel Ray in what Malkin, and other right-wing alarmists, believe is a symbolic scarf that is signaling Al Qaeda sleeper cells in the U.S. And as if it isn&#8217;t bad enough that her paranoid delusions are foisted upon an incredulous world, the folks at Dunkin are actually <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boston.com\/ae\/celebrity\/articles\/2008\/05\/27\/dunkin_donuts_yanks_rachael_ray_ad\/\" target=\"_blank\">taking this so seriously<\/a> as to yank the ad for fear of the proposed Malkin-led boycott.<\/p>\n<p>Well, NewsCorpse has conducted an extensive investigation and discovered that the terrorist conspiracy extends much farther than  previously disclosed. In fact, it goes straight to the top of the present government and, potentially, the next (see photo evidence above).<\/p>\n<p>Where does it end? No one can say for sure. But the Dunkin Do-NUTS may see their boycott fears come true. I, for one, will not be patronizing their cowardly, unpatriotic, spineless establishments for the foreseeable future. I will not support any business that appeases insane, domestic terrorists &#8211; like Malkin. And maybe I&#8217;ll lose a few pounds too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When exactly is it appropriate to send in the guys with the butterfly nets? Ultra-conservative pundette, Michelle Malkin is mortified at the thought of extremist islamo-fascists infiltrating America and hypnotizing its citizens with &#8230;.. SCARVES! In a recent advertisement, Dunkin Donuts featured Rachel Ray in what Malkin, and other right-wing alarmists, believe is a symbolic [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[69],"class_list":["post-931","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-michelle-malkin"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Ijg-f1","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7582,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=7582","url_meta":{"origin":931,"position":0},"title":"Fox News Spinner Michelle Malkin: Bosses Rule, Workers Drool","author":"Mark NC","date":"7\/14\/2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Mitt Romney's Tour of Whine Country continues today as the furor over his dishonest characterization of his Bain Capital tenure shows no signs of letting up. 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