{"id":9558,"date":"2013-04-28T00:21:28","date_gmt":"2013-04-28T07:21:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=9558"},"modified":"2013-04-28T00:21:28","modified_gmt":"2013-04-28T07:21:28","slug":"sarah-palin-is-pissed-that-she-couldnt-get-a-date-for-the-nerd-prom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=9558","title":{"rendered":"Sarah Palin Is Pissed That She Couldn’t Get A Date For The Nerd Prom"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s hard to even know where to begin to respond to this:<\/p>\n

\"Sarah<\/center>
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Sarah Palin calling anybody else pathetic is a textbook example of Acute Delusional Projection. But for her to direct that criticism at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner that she herself has been affiliated with in the past reflects her envy and bitterness that she is now such a washed up old Tea Hag that no one will pay her any attention unless she belches out idiotic tripe like this Tweet. (And I’m happy to oblige).<\/p>\n

Palin hilariously includes herself among those Americans who are “working our asses off.”<\/em> But she’s best known for having quit her job as governor half way through her term so that she could take a cushy million dollar job at Fox News spewing poorly reasoned diatribes once or twice a week in something that sounded a little like third-grade English. To add to her ass-load of work she had a book ghost-written for her and she hosted a reality cable TV show. Well, her show was canceled after tanking in the ratings and Fox declined to renew her contract. Today she has no visible means of support other than her Super PAC that scams donations from misguided Teabaggers.<\/p>\n

All in all, her criticism is preposterous. She thinks that it’s inappropriate, in these challenging times, to have any fun and that hard-working Americans are all off somewhere stewing in their misery. Sarah Palin must not know any hard-working people. She clearly doesn’t have the foggiest notion herself of what it means to work hard. However, she does know something about being pathetic.<\/p>\n

Here are a couple of choice moments from the White House Correspondent’s Dinner.<\/p>\n

Obama dings Fox News:
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\"Obama-Satan\"<\/center>
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Conan Dings Justice Scalia (sitting with Bill O’Reilly).
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\"Conan-Scalia\"<\/center>
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It’s hard to even know where to begin to respond to this: Sarah Palin calling anybody else pathetic is a textbook example of Acute Delusional Projection. But for her to direct that criticism at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner that she herself has been affiliated with in the past reflects her envy and bitterness that […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Sarah Palin Is Pissed That She Couldn't Get A Date For The Nerd Prom","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[544,183,33,381],"class_list":["post-9558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-antonin-scalia","tag-barack-obama","tag-fox-news","tag-sarah-palin"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Ijg-2ua","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2722,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=2722","url_meta":{"origin":9558,"position":0},"title":"Sarah Palin Pimps Fox News","author":"Mark NC","date":"9\/16\/2010","format":false,"excerpt":"After the surprise victory by Christine O'Donnell in the GOP senate primary in New Hampshire, her role model, Sarah Palin, visited Bill O'Reilly to offer the candidate some advice on dealing with the press and her own staff, who O'Reilly asserts are keeping her off of his program: \"So she's\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Election"","block_context":{"text":"Election","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?cat=152"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":7953,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=7953","url_meta":{"origin":9558,"position":1},"title":"Sarah Palin Says You Are Diminished By Even Mentioning Her Name","author":"Mark NC","date":"9\/7\/2012","format":false,"excerpt":"OK...Get ready. 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