{"id":9590,"date":"2013-05-03T09:56:45","date_gmt":"2013-05-03T16:56:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=9590"},"modified":"2013-05-03T09:56:45","modified_gmt":"2013-05-03T16:56:45","slug":"conspiracy-fabulist-glenn-beck-on-houston-nazis-and-gods-wrath","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=9590","title":{"rendered":"Conspiracy Fabulist Glenn Beck On Houston, Nazi&#8217;s, And God&#8217;s Wrath"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last week Tea-vangelist Glenn Beck spewed some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=9526\" target=\"_blank\">delusional ravings<\/a> about a Saudi man Beck believed was the mastermind of the Boston marathon bombing. That alarmist and unsupported nonsense fell flat with no one but the most deranged of the right-wing blogosphere paying any attention.<\/p>\n<p>Consequently, Beck has had to come up with more idiotic imaginings from his clearly diseased brain. His <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rightwingwatch.org\/content\/beck-houston-airport-shooting-i-could-guarantee-you-set\" target=\"_blank\">newest paranoid hypothesis<\/a> is that the man who showed up yesterday at the Houston airport firing an AR-15, and later committing suicide, was some sort of setup directed at the NRA&#8217;s convention being held in Houston.<\/p>\n<p>Beck explained to his adoring audience that the connections are inescapable and he explicitly stated that any other possibility <em>&#8220;is too much to believe.&#8221;<\/em> His evidence for this certainty was apparently still stuck up his ass because he never brought it out for examination. Instead, he made an absurd accusation that some mysterious, unnamed plotters from the <em>&#8220;uber-left&#8221;<\/em> were behind the whole affair. And while you are looking for those imaginary connections, also keep in mind that the model for this false flag operation is the Nazi burning of the Reichstag.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/Pix\/Misc\/beck-messiah.jpg\" alt=\"Glenn Beck\" \/><\/center><br \/>\n<\/p>\n<p>There seems to be no bottom for Beck&#8217;s dementia. His sermonizing on the depths of the human condition, particularly in America, is driving him to conclude that we are an evil, godless nation (video below) that God is now compelled to destroy. No, seriously&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Beck:<\/strong> He has got to destroy us because we are becoming an affront to him, in every step of the way. We are denying his existence. We are denying his power. We are slapping him in the face. [&#8230;] Boy I don&#8217;t think he can trust us at all. Please Lord, remember the faces of those, please, that are trying to do the right thing. Please dear God, please dear Lord forgive us, please forgive us, please, please forgive us. See the faces of the people that are good, because there are millions of them. Give us strength to accept the things that must come.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This is not the first time that Beck has opined on the impending divine obliteration of America. The day before the election last November, Beck announced <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=8372\" target=\"_blank\">God&#8217;s mandate for destruction<\/a> due to voters choosing to reelect President Obama:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Beck:<\/strong> If they\u2019re so dead inside that they can no longer see the difference between good and evil, we have to be destroyed because we will be a remarkable evil on this planet.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Beck is pretty well convinced of America&#8217;s demonic nature and God&#8217;s duty to eradicate it. It&#8217;s surprising, therefore, that he still resides here and even wants to build a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=8830\" target=\"_blank\">mecca to his paranoia<\/a> where blissful patriopaths can frolic in a world devoid of free-thinking lefties. But if the United States is bound for hell, there is still some land available in Guyana that Beck might look into.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/8woIZXZvi7M\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last week Tea-vangelist Glenn Beck spewed some delusional ravings about a Saudi man Beck believed was the mastermind of the Boston marathon bombing. That alarmist and unsupported nonsense fell flat with no one but the most deranged of the right-wing blogosphere paying any attention. Consequently, Beck has had to come up with more idiotic imaginings [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1,16],"tags":[44],"class_list":["post-9590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-wankery","tag-glenn-beck"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Ijg-2uG","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":9618,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=9618","url_meta":{"origin":9590,"position":0},"title":"Glenn Beck Revokes His Own Honor Badge","author":"Mark NC","date":"5\/8\/2013","format":false,"excerpt":"In the past week Glenn Beck has made news of sorts by declaring his conviction that America is such an affront to God that He must destroy it, by presenting an image of the Jewish mayor of New York in a Nazi salute, and by portraying Jesus as a pistol-packin'\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?cat=1"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":9773,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=9773","url_meta":{"origin":9590,"position":1},"title":"Glenn Beck&#8217;s Latest Conspiracy Theory: The Media Is Conspiring To Label Him A Conspiracy Theorist","author":"Mark NC","date":"5\/29\/2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Before anyone asks -- No, that headline is not from The Onion. And the best way to demonstrate the lunacy in Glenn Beck's most recent harangue is to let Beck do it himself: If You Like This, Be Sure To Like News Corpse On Facebook \"The media has a story\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?cat=1"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":9595,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=9595","url_meta":{"origin":9590,"position":2},"title":"NRA-Theism: Glenn Beck&#8217;s Jesus Was A Pistol-Packin&#8217; Messiah","author":"Mark NC","date":"5\/5\/2013","format":false,"excerpt":"The keynote speaker for this year's NRA convention in Houston was a real crowd pleaser with experience riling up weak-minded right-wing sheeple. Glenn Beck's sermon was delivered with his usual flair for phony emotion and theatrics. Here is the video if you have the stomach for it. 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Everyday it\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?cat=1"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1499,"url":"https:\/\/www.newscorpse.com\/ncWP\/?p=1499","url_meta":{"origin":9590,"position":4},"title":"Glenn Beck: 2009 Misinformer Of The Year","author":"Mark NC","date":"12\/21\/2009","format":false,"excerpt":"On the heels of the announcement that Sarah Palin had edged out Glenn Beck for \"Lie of the Year,\" Beck has bounced back to nab the Media Matters honor of 2009 Misinformer of the Year. 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