CONGRATULATIONS: Fox News Wins The Most Asinine Conspiracy Theory Promotion Award Of 2013

In these turbulent times there is no shortage of ridiculous nonsense disseminated from right-wing nutcases. We’ve seen relentless challenges to President Obama’s citizenship. We’ve seen Republicans explain how women’s bodies can magically “shut down” pregnancy following a rape. We’ve seen imaginary “death panels” appear in health care legislation. We’ve even seen, courtesy of Glenn Beck, allegations that Obama is protecting the “real” Boston marathon bombers.

How can you possibly top these five-star delusional classics? Well, for Fox News the answer is to pluck a video from the diseased mind of American Family Association director, Bryan Fischer, who thinks that Obama was photoshopped into the Situation Room photo on the day of the raid on Osama Bin Laden. (Video below)

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Fischer is well known among crackpot political analysts for sermons just like this one. His reasoning is notoriously flawed. He asserts that Obama didn’t want to be anywhere near the Situation Room during the raid in case it went terribly wrong. But how would it have been beneficial if news of a failed raid was accompanied by reports that Obama neglected to attend the planning? He would have been excoriated for his absence.

What’s more, if Obama were intent on falsifying a photograph after the fact in order to create a scenario more favorable to himself, it would have been much easier to attend the meeting and have himself photoshopped out later, if he thought that was better for his image. And Fischer complains that the picture was cheaply done and obviously faked, suggesting that the White House doesn’t have the wherewithal to employ skilled graphic artists. And finally, we are talking about the friggin President of the United States (aka Leader of the Free World). If he wanted to, he could have ordered everyone back into the room and taken a new photograph.

Absolutely none of what Fischer is alleging makes the least bit of sense to anyone with a functioning brain. Yet, for some reason, Fox News saw fit to promote Fischer’s lunatic lecture on their community web site Fox Nation. This is pretty standard fare for the Fox Nationalists who work diligently to produce the most dishonest content on the Internet.

Please see my highly acclaimed ebook, Fox Nation vs. Reality, for dozens of documented examples of Fox’s overt and repeated assaults on truth. It puts this episode into context and is a great way to shut people up who keep asking you for proof that Fox lies.

Rupert Murdoch Fears That Bribery/Hacking Investigation Could “Kill The Corporation”

Rupert MurdochThe Independent is reporting that Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp is under investigation as a “corporate suspect” over the charges that the company engaged in unlawful activities including bribery and hacking the phones, email, and computers of hundreds of politicians, celebrities and private citizens, including a missing schoolgirl who later turned up dead. The inquiry could have significant consequences for News Corp around the world including here in the U.S.

“The Independent has learnt the Metropolitan Police has opened an “active investigation” into the corporate liabilities of the UK newspaper group – recently rebranded News UK – which could have serious implications for the ability of its parent company News Corp to operate in the United States.”

That is not merely the opinion of the investigators and/or reporters. News Corp responded to the inquiry with an apocalyptic warning suggesting that thousands of innocents would suffer if the company were held responsible for its criminal behavior.

“A News Corp analysis of the effects of a corporate charge, produced in New York, said the consequences could ‘kill the corporation and 46,000 jobs would be in jeopardy’.

“Lawyers for the media behemoth have pleaded with the Met[tropolitan Police] and the Crown Prosecution Service not to prosecute the company as it would not be in the ‘public interest’ to put thousands of jobs at risk.”

This attempt to turn employees into human shields notwithstanding, it would be unconscionable for the legal authorities to dismiss crimes because of potential adverse business results asserted by the criminal. That’s kind of like a bank president found guilty of embezzlement asking that his charges be dropped because the bad publicity might hurt the bank.

What’s more, there need not be a single job placed in jeopardy if the corporate offenders were brought to justice, removed from the company, and a properly instituted board of directors (e.g. one not beholden to the Murdoch regime) reformed the management and operations of the enterprise.

News Corp is, and has been, a criminal organization for many years. They are unapologetic about their abuse of the law and the public trust. It is encouraging that the British legal system is pursuing these charges, although in the past they have caved in to pressure from powerful business interests and retreated from doing the right thing. Time will tell if they have the integrity and fortitude to follow through on this matter.

As an addendum, the Independent’s article included an interesting explanation of the U.K.’s legal procedures regarding corporate suspects:

The Crown Prosecution Service can treat a company as a “legal person” who is “capable of being prosecuted”.

Any organisation at the centre of a criminal investigation “should not be treated differently from an individual because of its artificial personality”, according to the CPS.

The latest guidelines state: “A thorough enforcement of the criminal law against corporate offenders, where appropriate, will have a deterrent effect, protect the public and support ethical business practices.

“Prosecuting corporations, where appropriate, will capture the full range of criminality involved and thus lead to increased public confidence in the criminal justice system.”

The U.S. would do well to emulate this, particularly in the wake of the abhorrent Supreme Court decisions defining corporations as persons, but not providing any of the legal accountability to which actual persons are subjected.