The past couple of weeks Glenn Beck has been raving about some sort of criminal enterprise that he imagines is being run from the White House. Even with the help of his blackboards he hasn’t ever been able to coherently explain it, but he is convinced that it exists and, as befits his Messianic hallucinations, it is out to get him.
The cabal that Beck has dubbed “Crime Inc” began as an alleged conspiracy contrived by the climate change gang, which includes everyone from Al Gore to General Electric to the United Nations. Lately the conspirators grew to include your church and any institution that embraces social justice (including Beck’s Mormon church). It’s a global syndicate that seeks to collapse international economies and install a one-world government. I assume it’s being run by the Lizard People (whose leader is Barack Obama) but Beck hasn’t gotten to that part yet.
However, it appears that the real Crime Inc is the assembly of advertisers who sponsor Beck’s show (the ones who haven’t yet fled in disgust). As it turns out, many of them are running less than reputable operations that have run afoul of the law. For instance…
This peddler of over-priced gold products is passing itself off as an investment advisor. They advertise prominently on right-wing radio and TV programs that spread fear of an economic meltdown, which they contend gold is a hedge against. The only problem is that they charge far more than the actual value of the gold in their products and employ high-pressure sales tactics. In many cases gold would have to increase in value over 200% for you to just break even. Rep. Anthony Weiner is requesting that federal regulators look into whether Goldline’s highly questionable business practices violate the law.
This is an identity security company that is famous for its CEO who parades his Social Security number around on a billboard mounted to a truck. He also includes it in his TV ads. But now the Federal Trade Commission has “accused Lifelock of operating a scam and con operation. The commission announced, along with 35 state attorneys general, that it had levied a fine of $12 million against the company for deceptive business practices and for failing to secure sensitive customer data.” In short, investigators found that LifeLock failed to provide any of the services they promised.
In addition, an investigation by the the Phoenix New Times revealed that LifeLock’s CEO has had his identity breached multiple times. Losses in the thousands were racked up for the company head who so confidently broadcast his ID to the world. The New Times also uncovered some nefarious activities by another company founder that included gambling debts, arrests, and even identity theft.
Citing nearly 1,000 complaints, the Texas Attorney General filed an enforcement action against TaxMasters, charging them with unlawful conduct and misleading customers. The action asserts that Tax Masters “unlawfully misled customers about their service contract terms, failed to disclose its no-refunds policy, and falsely claimed that the firm’s employees would immediately begin work on a case.” In addition, the AG charged that Tax Masters failed to even provide the services they promised and refused to give refunds, yet pursued debt collection efforts against clients who canceled their contracts.
The first thing you need to know about Free Score is that it is not free. Well, except for the score, that is. But the report that provides you with useful information will end up running you $29.95 per month. It’s a classic bait and switch operation that tags unwary customers for thirty bucks a month for a report that can actually be obtained for free at AnnualCreditReport.com. The company employed conservative hack Ben Stein as its spokesman. That relationship cost Stein his column for the New York Times which does not permit its employees to be commercial shills. Free Score is owned by a disreputable firm called Vertrue that has been the target of actions by both the New York Attorney General and the Federal Trade Commission for deceptive business practices.
These are amongst the steadiest remaining advertisers on Beck’s show. And they appear to reflect the same disregard for ethics and honesty that Beck has made his trademark. It’s rather funny that Beck attacks his imaginary crime syndicate when he has such a close relationship with so many actual criminals. And it isn’t just as advertisers. Beck has long personally acted as a spokesman/shill for Goldline. Even when this violated the guidelines of his employer Fox News. You have to wonder how many of Beck’s other advertisers also have legal problems that have yet to surface. This would be another good reason for reputable companies to cease to associate themselves with Beck. Do they really want to be lumped in with the profligate companies listed above?
Beck’s latest hyperventilations feature a foursome who Beck fears are in cahoots with the White House in a plot to destroy him. Jim Wallis is the head of Sojourners, a progressive Christian organization. After Beck ordered his followers to “run as fast as they can” from any church that practiced social justice, Wallis wrote an item that called on Christians to run from Glenn Beck. Van Jones is the former presidential advisor on green jobs who was once affiliated with Color of Change, the group that initiated the advertiser boycott against Beck. Jones left the group two years before the boycott, which was in response to Beck calling the President a racist. Andy Stern is the former head of the union SEIU, which has joined with Color of Change and MoveOn.org to boycott Beck. These three EOGs (enemies of Glenn) have been portrayed by Beck as agents of the President. Never mind that none of them have any association with the White House or any other government office whatsoever. This is classic Beckian conspiracy mongering wherein everything he deems evil is connected to everything else he deems evil.
The fourth horseman of the Beckocalypse is Rep. Anthony Weiner, who just asked federal regulators to look into Goldline. Beck’s response was to launch a web site called WeinerFacts.com, where Beck’s disciples have been tasked with searching for dirt to smear on Weiner while making fun of his name. It’s all very mature.
Since Beck is so concerned about potential criminal activity, I wonder if he will look into the sordid histories of the people and companies that bankroll his show. And for that matter, his boss, Rupert Murdoch, has also been found guilty of improprieties ranging from corporate espionage to hacking into private email and phone systems of celebrities and politicians. Criminal behavior is part and parcel of the way these people do business. When you look at the big picture here, it’s obvious who the real Crime Inc is.
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This is gold!
During 20 years in the jewelry trade I was often asked about my opinion og having gold for “the bad times” and my advice was always the same: In a worst case scenario that gold is worthless, you would be better off investing in lead. No one would waste a bullet on your gold but they might for your can of green beans. Now if we can only get these four men together on horseback…..
I’ve encountered a lot of people who posit that Beck is nothing more than a showman, that his insane paranoia is a wink and a nod to the knowing. But it is precisely this paranoia that convinces me he really is a neurotic narcissist. He actually believes, that in a world of terrorism, economic calamity and nuclear worries that the President of the United States and his White House consider him a threat. AND he believes he is important enough to warrant the concern of people who have a boat load of worries. What’s even worse, he speaks to them as an advocate, as wanting to protect them even as he shills for borderline criminals willing to take advantage of that audience. I don’t know which is worse, the Clown Prince or his willfully duped followers.
Who’s worse? The Clown Prince!
He is deliberately bringing harm to people who are naive and afraid. In a way, I have sympathy for his disciples/victims.
“This is a Dollar! It’s worth 20% less than it was 5 years ago! -Edited G Gordon Liddy infomercial
“This is a Dollar! Thanks to the incompetence of the Bush Crime Family it’s worth 20% less than it was 5 years ago!” -There, I corrected that for you G.G.
Yeah, I blogged on this myself this weekend. I concentrated on the Goldline angle since it’s the topic of the day. But I have XM radio and it has always been my observation that the Patriot channel carrying most the name brand right-wing shills pushes the absolute bottom feeders in advertising including get rich quick schemes, dubious insurance carriers, medical snake oil, etc.
The thing that struck me in the clip of Beck I used where he comes up with a classic defense of the guilty (feigning the charges are beneath him addressing them), is how he opened with an unrelated sermon (which I cut out) how he was uninterested in politics but only in core values and principles. This is standard Beck: teary or red-eyed playing the political tele-evangelist. Yet, Beck sees no contradiction in shilling a phony investment firm like Goldline. It’s as if Jimmy Swaggart gave a sermon on adultery then segwayed into a plug for the Bunny Ranch.
More comical was Beck showing up on ‘investigative journalist’ O’Reilly’s show. Not only is it impossible for a Foxy to criticize a fellow Foxy, Beck and O’Reilly are in the Bold Fre$h biz together milking the faithful. O’Reilly immediately sang the praises of Goldine, mocked the entire issue with Goldfinger jokes, and yukked it up as Beck ate a wiener on the show (Wiener… Weiner… get it? Oh, sh*t that was bad!).
The comments I’ve gotten on YouTube from the Beckerheads are a predictable parrot act. Talking of Fascism, the Constitution, public education, Progressive evil, etc. What does this have to do with Beck selling out his fans and principles for a buck? Nothing. But lacking clear direction from their leader they can’t do anything but repeat his other articles faith.
They are a close knit family.
btw…Did you get the email I sent you a couple of weeks ago?
The predictable tactic of liberals and progressives is on full display here. Don’t dispute the facts (since they can’t), ridicule and character assassinate instead. As far as reputations of advertisers look at your own. On your website there is an ad for a “natural” cure for high blood pressure. They are non FDA approved and nothing but snake oil. News Corpse is nothing but the typical hypocritical rantings of the left. Deception is their stock and trade.
The predictable tactic of conservatives and conspiracy theorists is on full display in your comment. There are no facts to dispute because Beck doesn’t use any. However, I have, on numerous occasions, demonstrated that Beck’s ravings are mostly hallucinations and contain only the barest remnants of a truth that he has perverted beyond recognition.
Do you find it ironic that you accuse me (falsely) of not disputing facts, yet you didn’t respond to a single fact in the article – all of which are documented.
Also on display is your ignorance of Internet advertising. My site displays the most widely used ad service in the world, Google AdSense. I do not chose the ads, Google does. You need to educate yourself on both the Internet and the world. But first you have to turn off the pollution that is decaying your brain: Fox News.
Beck’s ratings-UP UP UP!….Obama’s-DOWN…….Ouch!
Beck’s ratings = 2.5 million. Less than 1% of the population.
Obama’s ratings 50% favorable. About 180 million Americans.
So basically, we should just spend our way into oblivion, give all the poor people all the money making them fantastically wealthy, give away health care so that every one is fantastically healthy, and give away hugs and kisses around the world so that every one is everyone else’s friend. Simple. I mean, it’s for the children, right?
The truth of the matter is that capitalism is the fairest of the unfair ways to distribute scarce resources. Gold Line has a way of doing that, and when someone has a better idea (and there are others that do it), then people will figure it out.
I just find this article fascinating. In the third to the last paragraph you state that:
“Van Jones is a former presidential advisor” and you also state
“Never mind that none of them have any association with the White House or any other government office whatsoever.”
How can Van Jones serve as an advisor to the President, yet have no association any government office whatsoever?
GB may take things a little far at times, but it’s pretty clear he was right and now they are pulling his show as a result.
Pay attention Jim. Van Jones is a FORMER White House advisor. He held no government office at the time Beck was accusing him of plotting with the President on the advertiser boycott.
And do you really believe that Fox is pulling Beck’s show because he was right? That’s classic.
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