Donald Trump Live-Tweeted The Democratic Debate #FAIL #PUTZ

“At the request of many, and even though I expect it to be a very boring two hours, I will be covering the Democrat Debate live on twitter!”

That’s how Donald Trump announced that he would be providing his unique insights on the Democratic debate – as it happens. His followers were predictably ecstatic, virtually drooling on their iPhone 3’s as they sped down the access road, nearly spilling their DQ Butterfinger Blizzards. And what did they get? Fifteen moronic tweets in two and a half hours (about one every ten minutes). News Corpse has compiled them here without commentary for posterity. #FeelTheDerp.

Donald Trump

  1. We will all have fun and hopefully learn something tonight. I will shoot straight and call it as I see it, both the good and the bad. Enjoy!
  2. Putin is not feeling too nervous or scared. #DemDebate
  3. Get rid of all of these commercials. #DemDebate
  4. The trade deal is a disaster, she was always for it! #DemDebate
  5. Can anyone imagine Chafee as president? No way.
  6. O’Malley, as former Mayor of Baltimore, has very little chance.
  7. Who is winning the debate so far (just last name)? #DemDebate
  8. All are very scripted and rehearsed, two (at least) should not be on the stage.
  9. The hardest thing Clinton has to do is defend her bad decision making including Iraq vote, e-mails etc.
  10. Good move by Bernie S.
  11. Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight!
  12. Sanders said only black lives matter – wow! Hillary did not answer question!
  13. Notice that illegal immigrants will be given ObamaCare and free college tuition but nothing has been mentioned about our VETERANS #DemDebate
  14. Wow, I am giving a speech on OAN. Much more exciting than debate!
  15. Check out OAN and compare to what you are watching now!

Well, he called it as he saw it. And judging by the results, he must have seen it through an OxyContin haze. Apparently he faded out at the end since he quit his Twit-coverage to do an interview on the obscure wingnut-run One America Network. But the saddest part of this whole mess is that his followers on Twitter actually thought this was an awesome display of cerebral brilliance. #LOWBAR

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4 thoughts on “Donald Trump Live-Tweeted The Democratic Debate #FAIL #PUTZ

  1. Trump likely didn’t understand the answers nor the questions. He certainly couldn’t grasp adult behavior from all 5 candidates and Anderson Cooper. Hillary was brilliant. She has nothing to fear from The Donald, erstwhile know as The Dumbass! What a troll. Twittering the opposition’s debate as though his opinions mattered? Disgusting!

  2. I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast between Clinton and Sanders laughing on stage at the debate and House Republicans crying in the coatroom after McCarthy pulled out from being speaker.

  3. WTH ask him to cover? Fail, Putz. Well, that sounds about right for TRump and his followers.

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