Sean Hannity and his guest Dick Morris spent some quality time advocating for waterboarding yesterday. They fell all over each other to see who could be the most vigorous proponent of torture for the would-be crotch-bomber.
HANNITY: We can’t talk to this guy. We ought to be waterboarding this guy.
MORRIS: Absolutely. This is an exact example of something where his insistence on treating everybody as a civil liberties issue gets in the way of the intelligence. By the way, the information we get after we waterboard him should not be admissible this criminal trial.
HANNITY: But you agree with me. We should waterboard him.
HANNITY: And by the way, you and I are going to be hammered tomorrow.
Let the hammering begin. However, I would like to direct my hammering at the breakout idiocy of Morris. After drooling over the prospect of a lovely torture, Morris swerved to another topic so that he could peddle his disdain for the Constitution:
MORRIS: But, Mr. Blogs, I don’t think the evidence that we get from waterboarding him should be admissible in his criminal trial. The Fifth Amendment still exists. But it should be actionable for intelligence to break up other Al Qaeda plots.
Mr. Blogs? I’ll assume that he’s talking to me and answer thusly: Mr. Prostitute Toe Sucker, you can’t simply dismiss the Fifth Amendment on a whim. What’s more, your whole argument against placing a terrorist in the criminal justice makes no sense. You say that providing an attorney will result in the defendant clamming up. But that would not be the case when the defendant was captured in the act at the scene of the crime. Under those circumstances, an attorney would not be advising a not guilty plea and seeking an acquittal. He would most likely advise a guilty plea and seek to trade information for leniency. Consequently, there would be a greater likelihood of extracting intelligence through the criminal justice system than through torture, which has been proven to provide unreliable data.
But Morris doesn’t stop spewing stupidity there:
MORRIS: …the other point here is the reason 9/11 happened is that Bill Clinton treated the ’93 bombing of the Trade Center as a crime, not as an act of war.
Actually, unlike 9/11, we caught the perpetrators of that incident and put them in prison. In addition to that, we bombed their foreign facilities and “retired” some of their operatives. If anything, our success may have spurred the terrorists to seek revenge.
MORRIS: I think that if we don’t take our country back in 2010, it’s not going to be there for us to take back.
Where is it going to be, Dick? Is it going to spontaneously combust? Will it join Atlantis at the bottom of the sea? Will there be an asteroid collision with the planet? Are you really suggesting that there will be no more America after the 2010 if Republicans fail to assume power? I think you and Glenn Beck had better sit down and coordinate your stories on the Marxist, socialist, progressive utopia in our future.
MORRIS: There are Democrats and there are Republicans. Now I used to be one of them. I used to be a conservative Democrat. I’m not any more because it doesn’t exist. […] If you’re a Democrat, you’re a Democrat, you’re a Democrat, and that’s all you can be.
So despite the fact that it has been Democrats who have battled to form working majorities, and it’s the Republicans who have voted in lockstep throughout this session of Congress, it is still the Democrats who Morris regards as philosophical purists. Even though Republicans have actual “purity tests” that their members are pressured to abide by, while Democrats are plagued by Blue Dogs who vote more like Republicans.
It’s always interesting to observe this sort of cognitive breakdown. It’s just that it’s becoming a bit too predictable for people like Morris and his Fox News enablers. It would be nice if every now and then they refrained from saying things so monumentally stupid it makes you pity them. Just for variety they should try to make sense once in a while – if they are able to.
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Doesn’t it just prove what a slime ball Hannity is that Mr. “Deliver Us from Evil” constantly has a toe sucking-call girl paying shill like Dick Morris on his show for expert opinion. If I were looking into hiring prostitutes I might listen to Dick Morris….
Even leaving out Morris’ revolting personal quirks, he is a profoundly terrible pundit. I can’t think of anything he has ever gotten right.
In 2006 Morris predicted that Hillary would win the Democratic nomination and McCain would lose the Republican nomination. Wrong on both counts. But he also said that if McCain did get the nomination he would win the general election. Wrong again.
And this jerk gets asked back to give his worthless opinions?
if I may presume to know Mr. PTS better than he knows himself – presuming his statements are not downright lies – he exited the Democratic camp the moment his toe-sucking-related activities were exposed. Mr. PTS is no ideologue whose conscience or reason were appealed to by the conservative philosophy but strictly a political opportunist whose adherence depends on decidedly non-ideological principles such as Presidential loyalty and which party seems to be on the uprise.
Right. And when Mr. PTS left the Dems it wasn’t just because of his patronage of whores, it was because he let one of them listen in when he was talking to the president.
Chicken hawks clucking at the sun
Whatever happened to Hannity getting waterboarded for charity?
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