The O’Reilly Fear Factor: Collected Verses

Bill O’Reilly has gone over the edge. He is literally descending into madness on our very own TV screens. Those of you who actually don’t slow down on the highway to see gruesome accidents may want to avert your eyes.

[See also They’re Coming To Take Me Away for detail on O’Reilly’s meltdown]

When asked to elaborate, O’Reilly said

“I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist perversion and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.”