Bargain Bin: FCC Indecency Alternatives

Lawbreakers who are considering cussing or flashing a breast on TV may not be getting the most value for their money. The FCC’s recently escalated fines for these heinous crimes is $325,000 per incident. Lost Remote has done the public service of identifying some relative bargains for the thrifty ne’er-do-well.

  • Killing someone by accident: $250,000.
  • Commit Second Degree Murder in Florida: $10,000.
  • Kidnap a child in California: $10,000.
  • Do drugs in Iowa: $10,000.
  • Violate someone’s civil rights: $10,000.

Some of these crimes also come with prison terms, but from a financial perspective, the benefits are clear. This is an excellent example of the free market at work.

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