We already know that Glenn Beck is a delusional paranoid whose analysis of world affairs is on a par with a lobotomized baboon (no offense intended to baboons). And we have already witnessed his hallucinatory ramblings about commie-infested art planted throughout Manhattan. But now Beck has assumed the role of music critic and the results are just about what you would expect.
On his program yesterday he set off on a tirade against an episode of Glee that featured the cast performing “Sing” by My Chemical Romance. Of course, he divined a meaning to the segment that could only exist in his decayed brain. His dementia was so complete that he kept going back forth from praising the show as brilliant to condemning it as a nightmare:
“I’ve watched it in stunned horror combined with a sense of admiring awe. It is a brilliant, brilliant show. Very, very, very well done. But it is a horror show.”
With his standard demeanor reeking of shock and fear, Beck attempted to convey the danger that he saw in this evil teenage music. He displayed a few of the lyrics on screen to illustrate the horror that these demonic rockers were imparting to our innocent children:
Cleaned up corporation progress, dying in the process
Children that can talk about it, living on the railways
People moving sideways, sell it till your last days
Buy yourself the motivation, generation nothing
Nothing but a dead scene, product of a white dream.
Reading those words, I couldn’t quite figure out what Beck was so worked up about. Was it the insinuation that corporations were involved in something nefarious? Was it the ambiguous reference to a “white dream?” Beck never really explained it himself. He simply said that…
“This is propaganda and it’s an anthem. It’s an anthem saying, join us. How can you and I possibly win against that?”
Win against what? An anthem calling for what? Joining what? Beck never says. So I went to the source. I looked up the song on a video that contained all of the lyrics. I’ll report, you decide:
So far as I can tell, this is song that inspires self-esteem and the determination to stand up for yourself in the face of critics and bullies and the martinets of conformity. It’s a call for pride in individualism and a rejection of corporate mandates of style and character. It’s a tribute to the honor of outcasts and those whom society regards as defective.
No wonder Beck is afraid. The more kids listen to this message, the harder it will be for them to be manipulated by commercial evangelists like him; the harder it will be to sow doubt and insecurity; the harder it will be sell useless crap that promises to make you popular and desirable. This song is an assault on the crass consumerism that fattens Beck’s wallet and those of his sponsors.
This song’s refrain is seemingly dedicated to Glenn Beck: “Sing it out for the ones that’ll hate your guts.”
[Update] My Chemical Romance frontman Gerard Way responded to Beck on his blog. My favorite part:
“I’m actually shocked that no actual fact-checking was done on the lyrics. I mean Fox is a major news channel, covering factual topics in an unbiased and intelligent – oh wait-“
4 thoughts on “Glenn Beck vs Glee/My Chemical Romance”
The song seemed, to me, to be warning of the corporate, heartless giant … run. Run and be like Paul Revere – warn others, but run; if you don’t you’ll die. Makes sense beck wouldn’t want anyone listening to this, mostly the young. Corporations need our youth like a vampire needs a chained slave …
Don’t know if you saw this, but the WSJ just had Beck selling his house in Connecticut at a loss.
Puts a huge smile on my face.
I just listned to it and I am happy to report my brain seems to be functioning well, since I did not hear any of the things in it Beck did. All the more reason for you kids to listen to it-Glenn Beck doesn’t like it-it must be good. Any open minded, or even slightly open minded, person could not possibly interpret these lyrics the way Beck does. I’m not sure even Beck believes this he says it because that what he does-makes shit up! I’ve never watched Glee, but heard it was good, and now that it is available on Netflix, I’m going to watch every single episode from beginning to end.
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