Osama Bin Laden’s Death Certificate

For the non-believers who watch way too much Fox News:


This may seem unnecessary, but I have already seen comments at Fox Nation by “morans” who doubt that Osama Bin Laden is dead. They argue that since Obama has already released phony copies of his birth certificate, why wouldn’t he lie about this too? They demand evidence: certificates; photos; a body; DNA. They think the sea burial is part of the plot to cover up the hoax.

But what would they do with the evidence? Would they accept a certificate of death? Will they conduct their own DNA analysis in a lab in their basement? The real question is: Will they ever get the psychiatric help they need so badly?

On another matter, Sarah Palin posted a message on her Facebook page that thanked everybody but President Obama. She even used weaselly code language to thank those who “laid the groundwork over the years to make this victory possible.” That’s code for the Bush administration and anyone but Obama. Stay classy Sarah.

History will forever record that President Barack Hussein Obama was responsible for bringing Osama Bin Laden to justice. Not George Bush. Not Zombie Reagan. Not Donald Trump. Not Sarah Palin. This is driving the wackoid wingnuts crazy(er).

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12 thoughts on “Osama Bin Laden’s Death Certificate

  1. An attack on the proud Irish name of “Moran” (Ó Móráin)!

  2. I dunno, “it looks like the M on the side isn’t bent the way it should be . . .” and yadda yadda yadda.

  3. Hey dude – we’re reposting on our satirical blog with credit to you. Let me know if you want any changes done to the byline.

  4. This accomplishment must be tearing the conservatives up inside that Bush wasn’t President when it happened. I love the thought of their jealousy running rampant.

  5. If they believed the President actually killed him, which he did, then that would mean they believe he’s a competent President. That’s the only reason they don’t believe it. It’s like the truthers, how the hell can the government, as incompetent as they say it is, pull off the biggest lie in the history of the human species? Without ANYONE involved breaking away with some evidence that it didn’t happen? Cause it did happen, that’s why. Also, that would mean SEAL team 6 are all liars, something I really don’t appreciate and couldn’t possibly come to believe. Acknowledging the President’s prodigious victory here would be giving him ENORMOUS political clout, which is why AstroTurf bloggers and rep. voters are denying it even took place. If we lie about his death, that means he would go free wouldn’t it? So these people think we would let Bin Laden go for reelection votes? That’s incredibly daft. The right has been castrated with this, it’s over before it even began.

    • WAIT!!! obama killed him??? HOLY SHIT!!! NO WAY!!! i totally thought it was a navy seal who took him out!!! OMG!!!! my bad!!! and i was upset that just a few weeks ago obama didn’t even want to pay the navy seal that killed bin laden. but if OBAMA killed him, (someone with no military training whatsoever) then why should we pay our military. they’re obviousely slackin!!! they’ve been after him for 10 years and never got him!!! obama’s been in office for less than half that! and has no military training at all!!!! and it turns out that our president kills him!!! wow!!! that takes some skill!!!obama’s like superman!!! way to go obama!!! i had no idea that he go to the middleast to help the military with their missions!!! i have never know a president that did that!!!

      lets just make it very clear that OBAMA DIT NOT kill bin laden. a member of our armed forces did! a serviceman who just a few weeks ago was wondering wheather or not he would get paid. and lets not forget who initiated the whole thing??? BUSH!!! as much i dislike the man, HE sent our troops to middleast, and obama wanted to take them out.

      • this vicoty did NOT happen because of Obama!!! it happened in spite of him!!!

      • WAIT!!! Jessica. In the human race people use semantic shorthand when they express themselves. OMG!!!! Did you not know that? Sometimes they say things like “Obama killed Bin Laden” rather than saying “President Obama gave the order to military commanders in the field to execute a mission directed at capturing or killing Osama Bin Laden.”

        Let’s just make it very clear that OBAMA DID make the command decision to kill Bin Laden. And, by the way, it was the Republicans who were threatening to bring the government to a halt and stop the pay of our armed services.

        This victory happened because we now have a competent president as opposed to the moron who had seven years to get Bin Laden and failed. Bush even said that he didn’t care and didn’t really pay much attention to him. Now he’s supposed to get credit for it? C’mon.

  6. The right-wing in this country hates Obama so much they will never give him credit for anything. I watched a little coverage of this story by Fox and it was despicable. All they talked about was Bush and his speech at ground zero 10 years ago-right after the attacks. They interviewed one of the first responders who held a picture he had of himself and Bush at ground zero that day. The Fox correspondent at the end of the story asked him to hold it up and then asked the cameraman for a close up shot of the picture of he and Bush. In the coming days and weeks they will do all they can to diminish and belittle Obama’s role in getting Bin Laden. Palin saying Bush laid the ground work means in her and all right wing asshole’s minds Obama is irrelevant to the story. But as Mark posted above “History will forever record that President Barack Hussein Obama was responsible for bringing Osama Bin Laden to justice. Not George Bush. Not Zombie Reagan. Not Donald Trump. Not Sarah Palin. This is driving the wackoid wingnuts crazy(er)”, and there is nothing they can say or do that will change that. He did in a little over two years of concentrated effort something Bush could not do in over seven years.

  7. I’ve seen stuff that’s come out of cracker jack boxes look more real than this bull shit!.!.! As well, you don’t need any media to tell you what’s truth and false. You just need to pull your head out and think for yourself??? Which takes an act of god to you stupid asleep maroons…..

    Seriously people, turn off your dumb boxes and start thinking about “what is Fascism”???

    I hope this helps, because it’s coming to a neighborhood near you.

    TRU

  8. You embody the definition of delusional. Don’t need any media huh? Why did you leave a goddamn wikipedia link?!?…….I just get more and more confused with you guys……

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