Open Scary: Here’s The “Gun” That Fox News Thinks Should Be Banned

The public debate over gun safety has been raging for decades. It picked up steam during the Obama administration because NRA-theists and wingnut pundits set about deliberating trying to frighten the already chicken-hearted ammosexuals into believing that Obama was coming for their weaponized dildos. Never mind that in seven years the nightmare scenarios of these heat packers didn’t produce the widespread confiscations they prophesied. Or any reduction in gun rights whatsoever.

The foremost media advocate for this mouthy militia has been Fox News, who regularly feature firearms evangelicals like the NRA’s Wayne LaPierre and disgraced pistol polisher John Lott. The gun lobby gospel espoused by Fox is unqualified support for every kind of access to every kind of gun. They oppose universal background checks, gun show regulations, and any restrictions on assault weapons, cop-killer bullets, and open and/or concealed carry privileges. They have even argued for the Second Amendment rights of the mentally ill, the blind, and the dead (Seriously, those are not jokes).

Well, now these gun fetishists have found something that they are perfectly willing to ban from distribution. A new cell phone case was introduced that looks like a gun. Just slap in your iPhone and tuck it into your back pocket and you can answer those distress calls by putting the pistol-shaped piece up to your head. Charming, isn’t it?

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Fox News broadcast a segment on their Fox & Friends program this morning that harshly criticized this blockheaded idea. And they were right to do so. Host Ainsley Earhardt said that “This could be the most dangerous cell phone case on the market.” While technically correct, it’s hard to imagine what other “dangerous” cell phone cases she was comparing it to. (Is there an electric drill iPhone attachment I haven’t seen yet?) Then her guest, John Rafferty, a retired NYPD officer, chimed in…

“I think the manufacturer probably made one of the more irresponsible moves I can think of in recent history. I think cops are dealing with enough on the street every day and adding something like this into the mix is just making the their jobs harder and putting kids’ lives in danger.”

Considering that too many cops have recently been shooting people (mostly African-Americans) who are not armed at all, it’s hard to argue with that statement. Rafferty went on to highlight the risks of someone who might appear to pose a threat to an officer being tragically, but justifiably, shot as they go to answer their phone during a traffic stop. He and Earhardt both agreed that the product should not be sold and that responsibility for any harm should be shared by the user, the retailer, and the manufacturer. [Side Note: Rafferty has appeared on Fox News before to argue that citizens should be arrested for taking video of police officers]

However, this unusual departure into rational commentary on Fox News comes with a heaping dose of hypocrisy. The same network that fervently advocates for the proliferation of real guns in the hands of every patriotic citizen, is now pitching the notion that we should ban a fake product because it resembles a gun. They are arguing that its appearance creates an untenable risk of harm to both citizens and police. But real guns that shoot actual bullets don’t?

That’s the absurdity of the gun nut’s position. A cell phone case that looks like a gun makes the carrier a viable target for law enforcement and ought not to be available to the general public. On the other hand, someone marching around Wal-Mart with a semi-automatic rifle strapped to his/her back is perfectly acceptable, and any perceived risk should be dismissed in favor of permitting people to drape themselves with lethal firearms in public. In what dimension does this make any sense?

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9 thoughts on “Open Scary: Here’s The “Gun” That Fox News Thinks Should Be Banned

  1. The little dick brigade, also known as the little penis pustules, whines and pukes and mewls over anything that threatens their dick extensions. Grow a pair.
    (a note: I served in Vietnam as a combat infantry officer in I Corps – TET was fun as was Kham Duc – and am very familiar with what bullets do to human bodies. I also believe in a sane approach to the second amendment – not anything goes for anybody. Even in the military we discovered some people just shouldn’t have firearms. I fully expect the gun idiots to attack, but may I say fuck you to them and their twisted mewling about the 2d amendment.)

    • P.L. Everts – “Even in the military we discovered some people just shouldn’t have firearms”

      I think everyone – no matter your opinion on the 2nd amendment – would agree with that statement. The issue, as is always the issue, is how do you do it while not infringing on the law abiding person’s right to bear arms? Does the military – when confronted with one of these people who “shouldn’t have firearms” – disarm all the soldiers because of the few bad ones? I would say not. Correct?

      Banning any type of weapon to “fix” the problem of mass murder with a firearm is treating a symptom only and is inflicting unreasonable restrictions on all law abiding citizens who have done NOTHING wrong. But then this is nothing new in this debate – collective punishment is the way of the progressive.

      • If I were to go to a “sports” store in Michigan, I could buy a firearm. What’s all the puking and mewling about?

        • Really??? The issue is always about the future with respect to what laws come about, not today – today isn’t what anyone is worried about – do you understand? That comment could be the dumbest response I’ve ever seen. Today IS nice since I can also get whatever I want when I want.

          • We have to protect against FUTURE TYRANNY! Check out JadeHelm15 & “The Common Sense Show”

            Grifters gotta grift.

            The notion that Obama did not want to skate, like Clinton did…on gun issues…
            But Sandy Hook put the pressure on him.
            Of course the truly insane think Sandy Hook was a ‘False Flag’ because EVERYTHING that EVER happens is a FALSE FLAG.

            The comments section will raise the hairs on the back of your neck….Twilight Zone….& assumedly those freaks are heavily armed.

      • When you meet a ‘Law Abiding Citizen’ you be sure to let me know….I’ve never met one.

    • In Wisconsin, we have lunatics that would like to see vending machines, dispensing guns…right next to the gumball machines. Gun fanatics are exactly that. Fanatics.

      I like shooting guns, but I like archery better, takes considerably more skill, too.

      But guns are expensive, & there is nowhere to shoot, really, since, thankfully, the quarries are all in production again. Must be Obama’s fault.

      The Invented Fear of a National Gun-Registry, is pure BS.
      NRA lobbied for years, & then lobbys against funding what they lobbied for, lost all credibility.

      In 2011, 70% of ALL Americans were on 1 or more pharmaceuticals…..go figure.

      Thanks for your service, my uncle is currently dying, flew in Korea….

  2. When I was at the U. of Utah, I belonged to the Intermountain Folk Music Council. One of our “senior” members was Bruce “Utah” Phillips. He served in Korea during that war and had some harrowing experiences to relate. Vietnam was “hot” and Korea was “cold” – extremes that made the tour even more ‘fun”. If you google “Utah” you’ll find some very insightful original music.

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