America is currently mired in a multitude of debacles mostly concocted by Donald Trump and his MAGA cronies. They range from tariff-driven inflation, to foreign conflicts in Gaza and Ukraine, to the deliberate dismantling of democracy. And all the while the Confounder-in-Chief is focused like a laser on the things that matter most to the American people: Petty celebrity advertisements for blue jeans.

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Trump has always been an avid consumer of media trivialities and tabloid gossip. He regularly spends his time as “president” lambasting notables such as Stephen Colbert, Rosie O’Donnell, Bruce Springsteen, and his famous declaration that “I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT.” Most recently Trump went bonkers over some rather mild criticism by Charlamagne Tha God on the Fox News program hosted by his daughter-in-law, Lara Trump.

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However, rather than addressing the myriad misfortunes of the nation, Trump is still chasing irrelevancies that he thinks are major hardships befalling the nation’s citizens. His desperate attempts at diversion are at least partly intended to deflect from the Jeffrey Epstein/Ghislaine Maxwell stories that continue to drag him down.

To that end Trump posted a tediously long comment on his failing Twitter ripoff, Truth Social, blasting the imaginary critics of a Jeans ad featuring Sydney Sweeney. Trump raged incoherently in his typically rambling style that touched on several unrelated subjects. What follows are a few annotated excerpts.

“Sydney Sweeney, a registered Republican, has the ‘HOTTEST’ ad out there. It’s for American Eagle, and the jeans are ‘flying off the shelves.'”
In fact, Trump likely has no idea who Sweeney is. He definitely has no idea how “HOT” the ad is or if the jeans are selling well.

“Jaguar did a stupid, and seriously WOKE advertisement, THAT IS A TOTAL DISASTER! The CEO just resigned in disgrace, and the company is in absolute turmoil. Who wants to buy a Jaguar after looking at that disgraceful ad.”
Once again, Trump is talking out of his asinine perspective that has no basis in reality. Jaguar’s CEO reigned as long planned after 35 years at the company. And many people still regard the car as the peak of luxury and performance.

“Shouldn’t they have learned a lesson from Bud Lite, which went Woke and essentially destroyed, in a short campaign, the Company. The market cap destruction has been unprecedented, with BILLIONS OF DOLLARS SO FOOLISHLY LOST.”
For the record, Bud Lite and Anheuser-Busch is hardly “destroyed.” Its stock (BUD) briefly declined in 2023, following a controversial ad with a trans woman. But it recovered by the end of that year. It’s still higher today, even after Trump’s tariffs triggered another decline.

“Look at Woke singer Taylor Swift. Ever since I alerted the world as to what she was by saying on TRUTH that I can’t stand her (HATE!). She was booed out of the Super Bowl and became, NO LONGER HOT.”
No one except Trump’s glassy-eyed cult followers care what he says about Taylor Swift. She was never “booed out of the Super Bowl.” And she is a billionaire superstar who as “HOT” today as ever.

Trump closed his harangue by ranting that “Being WOKE is for losers, being Republican is what you want to be.” In other words, remain blissfully ignorant (un-woke), and blindly obey the edicts of my MAGA party or be cast into the cornfield. Trump thinks he can make being Republican cool by embracing clothing commercials and attacking cars and beer and popular artists.

Yeah, that’s the ticket. Keep it up Donnie. That will surely entice America’s voters. But seriously, after posts like this, it remains an enduring mystery how anyone can support this mentally defective whiner who epitomizes everything that cool aint.

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