Glenn Beck Unhinged: Unabridged


Glenn Beck Unhinged is a compendium of crazy/hate speech from America’s #1 fear mongering tele-pundit/pastor. This growing Bottom Feeder’s Digest of dyspathetic dimwittery begs the question: What the F**K does this jerkwad have to say to get fired?

Below are actual Beckisms from his radio and television shows.

“If you’re here every night I don’t need to convince you that there are people intentionally destroying our country.”
~ Glenn Beck’s active and ugly imagination, November 3, 2009

“The rain is coming. I think you feel it in your gut. It is time to build an Ark. It is time to prepare yourself for some tough times.”
~ Glenn Beck on the coming flood, November 3, 2009

“You’re gonna see a black and white world, man, that is nothing but destruction and ugly.”
~ Glenn Beck predicting doom, November 12, 2009

“This is about man’s freedom. This is it, gang. If we fail here the world is plunged into global darkness.”
~ Glenn Beck on the fall of America, October 04, 2010

“If I show up, you know, in Thailand, dead from auto-erotic asphyxiation, don’t believe it.”
~ Glenn Beck forecasting his own murder, August 6, 2009

“If I’m ever in a weird car accident, or I commit suicide or something, after the media stops celebrating my death, could they check into it? Because I’m not suicidal. And I’m a pretty good driver.”
~ Glenn Beck on the plot to kill him, May 14, 2009

“And for those of you in the administration who are coming after me on this one, I mean, remember, you’ve broken three [commandments], let’s not make it four. Thou shalt not kill.”
~ Glenn Beck accuses the Obama Administration of plotting to kill him, March 24, 2010

“Has someone decided that they must destroy my career and silence me because we’ve stumbled onto something?”
~ Glenn Beck speculates on those trying to ‘destroy’ him, April 8, 2010

“What I am feeling in myself, and what is happening to my physical body, to some extent, and what is happening to me mentally, is not a depression, is not a death. It is a transformation. It is a transcendence.”
~ Glenn Beck on his metamorphosis, October 8, 2010

“Find the exit closest to you and prepare for a crash landing, because this plane is coming down, because the pilot is intentionally steering it into the trees.”
~ Glenn Beck on Obama operatives deliberately trying to destroy America, Nov. 3, 2009

“I know the struggles that are ahead in my life and I know the struggles that are ahead in your life. It’s not going to be pretty.”
~ Glenn Beck knows all, December 02, 2009

“It all comes down to this: The climate cult is teaching your children that the earth is God.”
~ Glenn Beck on environmentalists, December 15, 2009

“It is a bizarre world. It is an upside down, inside out, quantum physics world. It is the eve of destruction in America.”
~ Glenn Beck on the end of America, April 7, 2010

“I beg you, look for the words ‘social justice’ or ‘economic justice’ on your church Web site. If you find it, run as fast as you can.”
~ Glenn Beck’s Radio Program, March 2, 2010

“I think she is a racist…I think she decided things based on race. That’s like saying Hispanics can’t make money decisions like them Jews.”
~ Glenn Beck on Sonia Sotomayor’s nomination to the Supreme Court, May 28, 2009

“Al Gore’s not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however.”
~ Glenn Beck on Global Warming on his radio show, May 1, 2007

“I’m thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I’m wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it. No, I think I could. I could just be choking the life out.”
~ Glenn Beck, May 17, 2005

“This president, I think has exposed himself over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture. I’m not saying he doesn’t like white people, I’m saying he has a problem. This guy is, I believe, a racist.”
~ Glenn Beck on President Obama, July 28, 2009

“This is what Hitler did with the SS. He had his own people. He had the brownshirts and then the SS.”
~ Glenn Beck claiming Obama’s ‘civilian national security force’ is the same as what Hitler did, Aug. 27, 2009

“I say on the air all time, if you take what I say as gospel, you’re an idiot.”
~ Glenn Beck, New York Times, March 29, 2009

“Advocating through art is known as propaganda. You should look up the name Goebbels.”
~ Glenn Beck on the National Endowment for the Arts, Glenn Beck show, Nov. 3, 2009

“I fear a Reichstag moment. God forbid, another 9/11. Something that will turn this machine on, and power will be seized and voices will be silenced.”
~ Glenn Beck, Newsmax interview, Sept. 29, 2009

“Some may believe we’re on the road to the Hitler youth.”
~ Glenn Beck on teaching kids about climate change, Feb. 5, 2009

“When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I’m just like, ‘Oh shut up’ I’m so sick of them because they’re always complaining.”
~ Glenn Beck on his radio show, Sept. 9, 2005

“Sir, prove to me that you are not working with our enemies.”
~ Glenn Beck interviewing Rep. Keith Ellison (D-MN), the first Muslim U.S. congressman, Nov. 14, 2006

“We have been setting up reeducation camps. We call them universities.”
~ Glenn Beck show on FOX News Channel, Sept. 1, 2010

“There are a lot of universities that are as dangerous with the indoctrination of the children as terrorists are in Iran or North Korea.”
~ Glenn Beck show on FOX News Channel, Sept. 1, 2010

“You have three people in the White House that are in love with eugenics or whatever it is you would call it today.”
~ Glenn Beck comparing health care reform to Nazi eugenics

“This is not comparing these people to the people in Germany, but this is exactly what happened to the lead-up with Hitler.”
~ Glenn Beck on the government’s Troubled Asset Relief Program, FOX Business interview, April 21, 2009

“If you log onto this (Cars.gov) at your home, everything in your home is now theirs.”
~ Glenn Beck arguing that Cash for Clunkers was a secret government plot, July 2009

“You got to have an enemy to fight…[Hitler’s] enemy: the Jew. Al Gore’s enemy, the U.N.’s enemy: global warming.”
~ Glenn Beck linking global warming to Hitler’s campaign against the Jews, ‘The Glenn Beck Program,’ April 30, 2007

“This is fascism…People, all of us are like, well, this news doesn’t really affect me…Gang, at some point they’re going to come for you.”
~ Glenn Beck fear mongering, June 10, 2009

“The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be ‘What the hell you mean we’re out of missiles?'”
~ Glenn Beck, Jan. 2009

“I could give a flying crap about the political process … We’re an entertainment company.”
~ Glenn Beck, Forbes interview; April, 2010

“Because if you are a white human that loves America and happens to be a Christian, forget about it, Jack.”
~ Glenn Beck on the tribulations of being in the majority , April 2, 2007

“I am not a polarizing guy.”
~ Glenn Beck to Jay Leno

“Fall to your knees and thank God for Fox News. Pray for Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch. Pray for them.”
~ The Glenn Beck Program, May 27, 2010

“The only [Katrina victims] we’re seeing on television are the scumbags.”
~ Glenn Beck on his radio show, Sept. 9, 2005

“We’ll do better than survive, we will thrive. As long as these people are not in control. They are taking you to a place to be slaughtered!”
~ Glenn Beck on FOX News, Nov. 3, 2009

“[P]ray that I would be able to hear because sometimes He’s screaming at me and I still can’t hear it.”
~ Glenn Beck at his ‘Restoring Honor’ rally, Aug. 28, 2010

“I haven’t seen a half-monkey, half-person yet.”
~ Glenn Beck calling evolution ‘ridiculous’, The Glenn Beck Program, Oct. 20, 2010

“God is giving a plan, I think, to me that is not really a plan.”
~ Glenn Beck says God is recruiting him, April 20, 2010

“I went to the movie this weekend with a gun. And surprise, surprise, I didn’t kill anybody!”
~ Glenn Beck boasting that he hasn’t killed anyone, yet, 2010

“So here you have Barack Obama going in and spending the money on embryonic stem cell research. … Eugenics.”
~ Glenn Beck on his radio show, March 9, 2009

“I am not saying that Barack Obama is a fascist. If I’m not mistaken, in the early days of Adolf Hitler, they were very happy to line up for help.”
~ Glenn Beck comparing government bailouts to actions of German companies during the rise of Hitler, April 1, 2009

“Every night I get down on my knees and pray that Dennis Kucinich will burst into flames.”
~ Glenn Beck, in 2003

“If he was a victim and this theology was true, then Jesus would have come back from the dead and made the Jews pay for what they did.”
~ Glenn Beck perpetrating the ‘Jews killed Jesus’ slander, July 15, 2010

“Nobody wants to say that the man [Obama] is a Marxist. Okay, so he’s not a Marxist. He’s a progressive! This is semantics.”
~ Glenn Beck asserting that Marxists and progressives are the same thing, June 10, 2009

“The Nazis learned their propaganda from the progressive movement in the United States.”
~ Glenn Beck’s radio show , February 4, 2010

“It is getting worse and worse. Spookier and spookier. I mean, we had the hypnotized children singing, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama.”
~ On his radio show, Glenn Beck alleges that Obama is indoctrinating children, February 4, 2010

“I mean, I’m not a, you know, a fraidy cat. I mean, I am truly concerned in this country that we are moving towards fascism.”
~ Glenn Beck isn’t afraid of fascism, just concerned, November 4, 2008

“I’m saying the government under Bush and under Obama and under all of the presidents that we’ve seen…are slowly but surely moving us away from our republic and into a system of fascism.”
~ Glenn Beck on Fox News, April 02, 2009

“I’ve been sitting here for the last few minutes trying to come up with a list of people I want to kill with a shovel.”
~ The Glenn Beck radio program, March 9, 2001

“If we do not put God at the center of our own personal lives and at the center of our country, we will not survive. The country will be washed with blood.”
~ Glenn Beck preaching Armageddon on the radio, August 25, 2010

“We’ve shown you who the administration is in bed with over the last two years. Radicals who are hostile to the republic.”
~ Glenn Beck on Fox News, November 17, 2010

“Progressivism is a cancer in America, and it’s eating our Constitution — and it was meant to eat our Constitution.”
~ Glenn Beck at the Conservative Political Action Conference, February 20, 2010

“China launches a missile to let everyone in the world know…and especially the president of the United States of America, know how impotent you are.”
~ Glenn Beck on the radio accusing China of launching a missile off the coast of California, November 19, 2010

“This is the time. It is not overstating it to say America hangs in the balance. This is it.”
~ An End Times warning from Glenn Beck on his radio program, November 29, 2010

“Monsanto, George Soros, political favors, control and power…This is about control and, in the end, starvation.”
~ On Fox News Glenn Beck accuses the government of wanting to starve Americans, November 29, 2010

“When you say ‘state’ you mean ‘national.’ National Socialism. That is what Mussolini and Hitler did. National Socialism. State Capitalism. They’ve changed the name.”
~ Beck tries to explain how Progressives are Nazis – or something, December 1, 2010

“We have revolutionaries here in America…speaking about an open, violent revolution, and no one will cover it. No one. Even Fox News doesn’t cover it.”
~ Wherein Beck claims that there are 2 million Americans plotting to overthrow the country, December 6, 2010

Please, dear God, if you are listening to me in any part of the world, and you are military, please, dear God, please remember your oath to the Constitution of the United States.
~ Glenn Beck inciting military to mutiny if they disagree with the Commander in Chief, December 9, 2010

“There is a reason for a union. But there also is a reason for an anti-union union. A union against the unions.”
~ Beck doesn’t understand that the ‘anti-union’ is company management, December 15, 2010

“The guy is a really bad shot. He’s five feet in front of people and he doesn’t hit any of them. Loser times ten. You can tell he’s a liberal because he can’t shoot.”
~ Beck, commenting on an attempted murder, boasts that a conservative would have been successful, December 15, 2010

I am against the government, and I think that they have just been horrible, and I do think they are betraying the principles of our founders every day they’re in office.
~ February 20, 2009

America, I’ve got to shoot straight with you: I think I’ve wasted your time.
~ The truest thing Beck ever said, March 10, 2010

The administration and those members in congress will reveal themselves as Maoists, Marxists, and revolutionaries.
~ The Glenn Beck radio show, March 10, 2010

“I have for four years now been ringing the bell. Economic Holocaust is coming. Economic day of reckoning is coming.”
~ Beck at CPAC. You can stop ringing the bell now, February 20, 2010

“When you pull back the curtain, you will see that free speech is being eradicated for controlled speech: Control over the media; control over the Internet; control over you.”
~ Glenn Beck lying about Network Neutrality, October 30, 2009

“I want you [Sarah Palin] to know you have my support. But please look into protection for your family. An attempt on you could bring the republic down.”
~ Beck thinks America would collapse if a failed VP candidate/half-term governor is assaulted, January 10, 2011

“They believe in communism. They believe and have called for a revolution. You’re going to have to shoot them in the head.”
~ How Glenn Beck thinks progressives should be dealt with, June 10, 2010

“That’s what the tactics are, Nazi tactics. Nazi tactics are progressive tactics first.”
~ Glenn Beck equates progressives with Nazis, January 20, 2011

“We already have happening in some parts…we have Islamic law happening in some parts around the world, including America.”
~ Without citing any proof, Beck claims Islamic law is happening in the U.S., February 7, 2011

“This is Karl Marx. That’s what it is. It’s Lenin and Stalin. They knew. It’s Hitler, it’s Mussolini. Organize the labor.”
~ According to Beck unions are synonymous with Marx, Hitler, et al, February 21, 2011

“I’m the crazy one? This country has gone insane. Read about it. FCC orders NBC newsrooms to partner with Soros funded non-profits. That’s how the deal went through.”
~ Glenn Beck asserts a delusional conspiracy about the Comcast acquisition of NBC, February 3, 2011

“Reformed rabbis are generally political in nature. It’s almost like Islam – radicalized Islam.”
~ Glenn Beck says Reformed (sic) rabbis are like radical Muslims, February 22, 2011

“If you watch tonight’s show, I believe you know that I believe we’re heading into deep and treacherous waters.”
~ Glenn Beck’s warning to viewers in his announcement that his Fox News program would soon end, April 6, 2011

“I don’t know where [Obama is from] I don’t think he’s from where they issue birth certificates – I think he’s from Hell.”
~ Glenn Beck is a Birther who believes that Obama is from a place even worse than Kenya, April 16, 2011

“I believe I have seen the finger of God. I believe that in the coming days you will see the entire of arm of God.”
~ God is giving Beck the finger, May 13, 2011

“There was a shooting at a political camp, which sounds a little like the Hitler Youth, or whatever.”
~ Glenn Beck compares the child victims of Norway’s mass murder to Hitler’s youth brigades, July 25, 2011

“If [voters are] so dead inside that they can no longer see the difference between good and evil, we have to be destroyed.”
~ Beck says if America reelects Obama we are an evil on the planet that must be destroyed, November 6, 2012

“Man, sometimes God really sucks.”
~ This is Beck’s response to Obama’s reelection, November 7, 2012

More to come…..

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