GETTR? Trump’s New Social Media Platform is Quickly Becoming a Humiliating Flop

Three months ago the projected return of Donald Trump to the Internet was announced by his spokesperson, Jason Miller. That set the stage for the former Narcissist-in-Chief to reprise his role as America’s Biggest Loser. And now, after nearly six months of exile, there are signs that Trump is closer to resuming his petulant trolling, annoying whining, and relentless lying.

Donald Trump, GETTR

Back in March Trump launched what he said was his new “social media platform.” But true to form, it was a dismal failure that he shut down in less than a month. Now Trump’s new alt-Twitter project has been dubbed GETTR, a name that is a cringeworthy nod to his years of sexually abusive behavior (i.e. GETTR by the pussy). He might have just called the site PREDATTR. Or he could have gone another way with TRAITTR to highlight his leadership of the insurrection and other anti-American attacks on democracy. The site itself is a shameless ripoff of Twitter. Politico is reporting that:

“The platform, called GETTR, advertised its mission statement as ‘fighting cancel culture, promoting common sense, defending free speech, challenging social media monopolies, and creating a true marketplace of ideas.'”

Rest assured that Trump and his confederates at GETTR have no intention of providing a “true marketplace of ideas.” In fact, they have always proven to be the real perpetrators of “cancel culture,” incapable of grasping common sense, and the enemies of free speech. What’s more, the marketplace that Trump is entering into is already populated by his addled allies Dan Bongino (Parler), and pillow guy, Mike Lindell (FrankSpeech).

The GETTR app is available now from the Apple and Google stores. It’s been downloaded a whopping one thousand times from each store. For the record, Twitter currently has 69 million users in the U.S. alone. And GETTR is being pitched with a tag line that was obviously written by someone who doesn’t speak English. It says that…

“GETTR is a non-bias social network for people all over the world. GETTR tried the best to provide best software quality to the users, allow anyone to express their opinion freely.”

So what’s the prognosis for GETTR? Who knows? What we do know is that Trump’s prior businesses have suffered at least six bankruptcies. His “university” was shuttered due to fraud and corruption, and was ordered to pay restitution exceeding $25 million. His private jet is in mothballs His hotels and golf courses are bleeding in debt. And he’s being pursued by prosecutors from Washington, New York, Florida, and Georgia.

And one more thing. Checking on GETTR this morning revealed this…

Donald Trump, GETTR, Suspended

UPDATE: The Daily Beast is reporting that GETTR is: “A new social media network led by Donald Trump adviser Jason Miller is backed by a fugitive Chinese billionaire who once invited Steve Bannon to live on his yacht.” Good to know.

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7 thoughts on “GETTR? Trump’s New Social Media Platform is Quickly Becoming a Humiliating Flop

  1. Account suspended?? Already?!?
    Wow! That’s gotta’ be some kind of record!
    That’s ok, stupid media has him on news so much lately, to see & hear, almost feels like he’s back. (God Forbid.) Making me crazy!
    He really is like a sticky piece of gum stuck on bottom of your shoe! Ewww… Yuck! Nasty!

    • Actually, he’s a bit more like that poopy bit of loo paper you pick up on your heel late at night in the ladies room of a venue that’s let a load of 16 year olds in who are now all as pissed as twenty-eight newts…

  2. The simple fact you point out in a Note at the end that your shitty propaganda site account got banned and suspended from Twitter, all the while mocking Gettr (with fake news btw, as it broke a record for new users in all social media stats ever, fastest growing, don’t know where you get your stats — same place as the election?) which by the way Gettr is about free speech, so even with your site being fake news it would have had the 1st amd. protecting it by free speech… anyway, notice the hypocritical irony in all of this?

    This is why no one is taking your site seriously, the constant bashing of Trump for breathing, the buttlicking of CNN and media whores, acting like entitled snowflakes, puking propaganda non stop and wanting everyone to live in your made up liberal fantasy world… this is why no one takes you seriously.

    But anyway, where’s Hunter? Doing an ad for Kraft’s parmesan cheese? Probably better sniffing this than 70 years CDC approved HCQ right.

    • Is that you, Donnie Junior? Thanks for stopping by.

      • I think you may be correct ~ he sounds like a “chip off the nasty old blockhead”.
        The name-calling; lying about inconvenient facts; bragging when have nothing to brag about; whining; + “election” & “Hunter” (seriously??!) thrown in the mix…all in all, a steaming hot pile of bovine manure! Definitely sounds DNA related to the “lying narcissist wannabe dictator dude.” Even has some classic projecting/deflecting in there, with the “no one takes you seriously” crap. LOL And, ends it with a line about sniffing something — “Freudian slip”?? (Maybe that GOP rumor really is true?!)

        Yessir, MarkNC ~ think you may be correct in that ID!?
        Well, “butter my butt & call me a biscuit!” Hiya’ Donnie Jr! Ya’ll take care now, ya’ hear?

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