Scared and Desperate Trump Begs Congress to Save Him From the Meanies Prosecuting His Crimes

The legal comeuppance of Donald Trump is continuing on its course in a fairly rapid fashion since he was officially indicted on 37 felony counts ranging from obstruction of justice to violations of the Espionage Act. A trial date has been set at August 14, although there are expected to be routine deferments.

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Donald Trump, Wah

On Wednesday special counsel Jack Smith provided Trump’s attorneys with discovery materials that include grand jury witness testimony. Which means that Trump now knows who will be testifying against him and what they’ve said. And if Trump wasn’t frightened before he was indicted, he surely is now.

RELATED: Crybaby Trump is Panicking Over the Likelihood that He is About to Be Criminally Indicted

The morning after Trump’s legal team received the truckloads of evidence from Smith, Trump took to his floundering Twitter ripoff, Truth Social, to vent his seething outrage and fear. in a series of all-caps rage postings, Trump revealed his descent into dread and reached out in anguish for help from his flunkies in Congress…

“CONGRESS, PLEASE INVESTIGATE THE POLITICAL WITCH HUNTS AGAINST ME CURRENTLY BEING BROUGHT BY THE CORRUPT DOJ AND FBI, WHO ARE TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL. THIS CONTINUING SAGA IS RETRIBUTION AGAINST ME FOR WINNING AND, EVEN MORE IMPORTANTLY TO THEM, ELECTION INTERFERENCE REGARDING THE 2024 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION. IT WILL BE THERE (sic) UPDATED FORM OF RIGGING OUR MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION. LOOK AT THE POLLS – THEY CAN’T BEAT ME (MAGA!) AT THE BALLOT BOX, THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN WIN IS TO CHEAT. STOP THEM NOW!”

Could this pleading be any more pathetic? Here we have a former president imploring his troll army to leap to his rescue from the fearsome clutches of justice. It’s especially pitiful considering that the Republican gnomes he is relying on to do battle with the “witch hunters” are so inept. There is nothing they can do to stop the wheels of justice from turning. Although they have threatened to defund and/or abolish the DoJ and the FBI, which they can’t do without the Democratic controlled Senate and President Biden’s signature.

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Trump continues to argue that he is the victim of forces determined to destroy him as “RETRIBUTION AGAINST ME FOR WINNING.” Of course, in the real world he lost decisively to Biden in 2020, his candidates failed miserably in 2022, and he has done nothing to grow his meager and dwindling base of support since then. So he resorts to posting anxious outbursts whining that “The Radical Left Investigations of me now…are a SCAM,” and wild accusations such as…

“Congress will hopefully now look at the ever continuing Witch Hunts and ELECTION INTERFERENCE against me on perfectly legal Boxes, where I have no doubt that information is being secretly “planted” by the scoundrels in charge.”

That’s right. The “perfectly legal Boxes” that he refused to turn over, and purposefully tried to hide, contain documents that were “planted” by law enforcement. Those are the same documents that he previously claimed didn’t exist, or were declassified with his mind, or were all returned, or that belonged to him. And the fact that Trump has “no doubt” as to the information being planted should seal the case since he’s such a bastion of credibility.

For the record, this isn’t the first time that Trump has floated the smear that the documents were planted. And with that inanity, along with his baleful beseeching of Congress for deliverance from the demons of democracy, he can look forward to a future of political purgatory.

SEE ALSO: Utterly Deranged Trump Calls Special Counsel a ‘Radical Right Lunatic’ Who ‘Planted’ Evidence

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12 thoughts on “Scared and Desperate Trump Begs Congress to Save Him From the Meanies Prosecuting His Crimes

  1. So Trump must be calling for such GOP luminaries as Gymbag Jordan and his irrelevant and corrupt “investigative” committee to do something, ANYTHING, to save his bloated lardass. Good luck Donald. Jordan will be lucky to emerge from his chairmanship of this bogus panel with his own ass intact. Can Kevin McCarthy step up? He just censured Adam Schiff and that’s about the extent of his “power”: meaningless. MTG and the Bobert bimbo? Naw, they’re too busy slinging handbags at each other. All the rest either hate Trump anyway and pray that he goes away or can’t be bothered.

  2. How can anyone read his ravings and not see that the Combover Caligula is completely deranged? His moronic, knuckle dragging MAGA cult are really a bunch of dim light bulbs.

    • Good last line about dim bulbs. I’ll add flickering, ready to blow. As for Trump, you can hear the WAAAHHHH through the print.

  3. Like i have said many, many times before, this deluded, crying, whining low life should have been put in a mental institution 2 years or more ago. Gym Jordan is just as mentally incompetent as TUMP is. Keven McCarthy, MTG, Lauren Boebert are dumb animals that are the lowest form of life on the planet. Let the crybaby TUMP cry about this. He brought all of this on himself by being such a criminal. May he rot in prison, and then rot in hell. It’s great to watch him squirm and cry.

    • I wholeheartedly agree. It gave me so much peace and comfort to read this News Corpse and resulting remarks, I didn’t add my comments.

      • Thank you, Judy. it also gave me some peace and comfort too.. I hope the worst for the orange baboon… may he ROT in prison.

    • Excellent..totally agree..what is wrong with people..and to think I was a medical professional and NEVER made the money Bimbo Bobert and Margi Trailer Queen enjoy as members of Congress..Our tax dollars swirling in a very big cesspool of insurrectionist poseurs

      • You are so right, and i just read a few minutes ago on the ”Common Dreams” website that the Fascist Rethuglicans Congress critters are in the process of voting themselves a raise when they already make $174,000 a year now. That is more of our tax dollars in the very big cesspool after they threatened a default to cut benefits for the lower and middle classes. Those hypocritical asshats make me sick. Words alone cannot express how much i despise all of these traitorous sub-human creeps in the Fascist Rethuglican party.

  4. Trump must be charged for sedition and other crimes for his lead role in attacking our democracy and the peaceful transition of power, along with all of his conspiratorial.

  5. Conspiratorial accomplices. I meant to say.

    • Jack Smith has a grand jury working on j6 charges right now. Trump has the documents case to contend with, the J6 case coming up, the GA case coming up and more in New York. The attorneys may have to schedule his rallies around his court dates. Got popcorn yet?

    • Jack Smith has asked for a December trial date. Despite what it looks like, it will still be a speedy trial. And with the turning over of all discovery materials ahead of time, Trump’s lawyers are no doubt heading for the nearest window.

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