Fox News Hires Herman Cain To Fill Network’s Wingnut, Philandering, Birther Role

In Keeping with their mission to elevate the most ignorant, delusional, dishonest, self-serving, partisan extremists of the far-right Tea-publican Party, Fox News has just announced that they have added former pizza chain magnate Herman Cain to their payroll.

You may remember that Cain boasted that he didn’t know the names of foreign leaders and dismissed inquiries about them to be “gotcha” questions about Uzbecki-becki-stan-stan. He declared that under ObamaCare he would be dead, despite the fact that it would not have altered the course of treatment for his cancer at all, but it does provide care for other cancer patients who would have no care without it. His 999 tax plan was widely ridiculed by economists. He was an avowed birther who insisted that Obama “should prove he was born in the United States of America.” And with serial philanderer Newt Gingrich absent from Fox, they needed to fill the void by hiring another misogynist. Cain fit the bill due to multiple allegations of sexual harassment that derailed his short-lived campaign for president.

And who could forget Cain’s astute foreign policy observations as represented by this analysis of the Libyan uprising:

No wonder Fox snapped him up. That’s the sort of wisdom that sets the Fox editors, programmers, and audience to drooling. It’s the reason why Fox has buttressed their roster since the election with dimwitted losers like Mark Levin, Erick Erickson, Karl Rove, and Scott Brown. With the addition of Cain they continue to demonstrate that they have no interest in either fairness or balance – or honesty or intelligence for that matter. Congratulations Fox. You are nothing if not consistent.


7 thoughts on “Fox News Hires Herman Cain To Fill Network’s Wingnut, Philandering, Birther Role

  1. Must see TV FOX New Comedy Hour Mr.999

  2. Herman Cain is a laughing stock like Sarah Palin and now Fox can claim they love African Americans because they put this “Uncle Tom” on the air. He is a disgrace.

    • Is he a disgrace because he is a black republican or just because you think all black folks should fall in line with your patronizing liberal ideas and he doesn’t?

      • Steve, you’re not surprised by this intolerance and hate from the left-wing, are you?

        “…Herman Cain…philandering…”

        Herman Cain has denied these allegations. And nobody has proven them. Once again, wingnuts like Mark declare themselves judge, jury and executioner. No credibility whatsoever.

        • You’re still defending a guy who has had 7 women (including conservatives) come forward with allegations of affairs and harassment? Wow! You’re a loyal sheep, aren’t you?

          • You’re still operating under the guilty-until-proven-innocent mantra when dealing with conservatives? Geez. Harry Reid must be your daddy.

  3. Have you tried to listen to his radio show? Almost impossible. Long moments of silence. Takes forever to get a sentence out. And he is trying to get to the right of everyone else. Uses words like communist, socialist, etc.

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