Yo CNN: Glenn Beck Is Cable’s WORST News Program

That’s right! Glenn Beck is the worst program on cable news. And while the quality of the program, or lack thereof, has certainly earned Beck the award for garbage-caster of the year, that isn’t what I’m talking about today. It’s Beck’s ratings for the month of May 2008, that confirm his place at rock bottom of the prime time cable news pile. One would have to wonder why CNN sticks with Beck who presides over the lowest rated program at any time, on any network, during prime time.

This is nothing new for Beck, whose program has been a perennial loser. The results of the May survey affirm the continuing lackluster performance evident in previous periods. They are so similar to those from last November, that I could just cut and paste the analysis and commentary I posted at that time and it would describe the more recent results perfectly. In fact, I think I will…

When CNN announced the hiring of radio talk jock Glenn Beck almost two years ago, they used words like “cordial,” “conversational” and “not confrontational” to describe him. What they delivered was the polar opposite of that, as has been well documented by Media Matters. Despite CNN’s laughable depiction of Beck as “Miss Congeniality,” they knew exactly the sort of piffle they were peddling. Their programming strategy stated at the time was to…

“…build Beck into the type of TV personality that could siphon viewers from Bill O’Reilly, Joe Scarborough and other conservative hosts.”

They failed.

Beck’s ratings for May 2008 (25-54 demo) reveal a program on life support. At this point the humane thing to do would be to pull the plug and put Beck (and innocent TV viewers) out of their misery. As shown above, Beck loses to all of his competitors in cable news. Both his live show and his repeat come in 4th out of four programs. But that’s not the end of his problems. While Beck is unable to challenge his competition, he is also the weakest link on his own network. The two lowest rated hours on Headline News belong to Beck. He is a TV anchor who is performing like a ship’s anchor and weighing down the network’s line-up.

So what is CNN waiting for? Are they masochistic gluttons for punishment who get pleasure from losing? Are they married to the repulsive and repudiated ideology spewed by Beck? Are they frightened, ineffectual, corporate bootlickers who couldn’t make a proper programming decision without a sackful of surveys and permission from their supervisor? It is just this simple: There is no business case for keeping Beck on the air. His program is a money pit and it’s fiscally harmful to the programs adjacent to it and, therefore, the network as a whole.

The only reason to give Beck a stay of execution would be fealty to the brand of caveman conservatism that he espouses. If CNN doesn’t cancel this stinker they will have settled, once and for all, the speculation as to whether they are a compromised media lapdog with an agenda aimed at placating the powerful and debasing journalism.

It’s time to pull the plug. Let CNN/Headline News know that Glenn Beck has to go. Let them know that you’re on to them and that keeping a loser like Beck reveals their biases. Let them know that you’re more interested in news and honest commentary than shallow contrarianism. Let them know that, although CNN has an obligation to provide diverse viewpoints, they have never had a program hosted by a progressive. And let them know that you have alternatives now (i.e. MSNBC, radio, the Internet, etc.) and you will not continue to watch CNN as long as it fails to provide programming that is honest, ethical and relevant to you, your community and your country.

Returning to the present…A lot has happened in the past few months in Cable Newsland. Most notably the rise of MSNBC, which has more than doubled its viewers year over year, while the other nets struggled to remain even or showed small gains. Programming changes at MSNBC included the cancellation of Tucker Carlson, who was replaced by David Gregory’s Race to the White House. Gregory has significantly improved the time period he took over. The same is true for Keith Olbermann’s Countdown, which added a replay in place of one of the Doc Block hours.

Fox News has also changed their line-up. They canceled John Gibson’s not-so Big Story, and, more recently, they bumped E.D. “Terrorist Fist Jab” Hill. They also added Karl Rove, scheduled a new show for O’Reilly fill-in, Laura Ingraham, and just today announced that failed Republican presidential candidate, Gov. Mike Huckabee, would be their newest political contributor.

While these networks are altering their fare, the only things CNN has done is move Lou Dobbs an hour later and swap Paula Zahn for Campbell Brown (Republican operative Dan Senor’s wife). Perhaps this would be a good time to reevaluate their strategy. Perhaps it might benefit the network, and its viewers, if they dumped the dead weight and showed some real diversity. Maybe they could recognize where the growth is in this market and consider giving someone like Ed Schultz, Randi Rhodes, Thom Hartmann, Rachel Maddow, Stephanie Miller, Sam Seder, Jim Hightower, Laura Flanders, Harry Shearer, or any other of the many distinguished progressive commentators, a chance to show what they can do in Beck’s time slot. They could even draft their own Jack Cafferty who has developed a cult following on The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer. Anyone but Beck!

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21 thoughts on “Yo CNN: Glenn Beck Is Cable’s WORST News Program

    • Tjhis is by far the most fucking retarded website. The authors of theese articles are best off killing themselves

  1. Glenn Beck is a joke. Write CNN and ask to get him off the air. I don’t watch his “show,” but his commecricals air ALL the time, so I can’t watch CNN without seeing him.

    Watch MSNBC.

    Glenn Beck reminds me of the kid that was beat up all the time in third grade for being such dweeb. He’s in his forties and still a dweeb, but some genius gave him a TV show.

    • so much for glenn sucking,,,seems he was just on a network that sucks

  2. Beck is worthless. “Maybe they could recognize where the growth is in this market and consider giving someone like Ed Schultz, Randi Rhodes, Thom Hartmann, Rachel Maddow, Stephanie Miller, Sam Seder, Jim Hightower, Laura Flanders, Harry Shearer, or any other of the many distinguished progressive commentators, a chance to show what they can do in Beck’s time slot.” Well said.

  3. I have never seen such abuse on the truth.He tells it like it is,A true American voice.You progs.should settle down and listen to him tell you what is important to Americans. Long live the Constitution.

  4. Glen sucks, he needs to go back to college.

  5. John Beck is a fresh breeze of clean air on CNN. Who but Beck can tell us from a very liberal station what the constitution is really about???
    If true Americans can’t have the freedom to watch conservative and probably the only correct news reported, then the herd mentality has won. John Beck is certainly NOT one of the herd mentality that grazes through life with ME first on his chest. Time for Americans to stand up for what we believe and ship the rest to all of the foreign countries they claim to LOVE and respect so much.

    • There is so much wrong with your comment that I’ll just confine myself to pointing out that his name is “Glenn,” and leave it at that.

      It was good for a laugh. Come back soon.

  6. Kay, you just proved a point. Conservatives are retards.

    John Beck is a QB for the Miami Dolphins.

    Glenn Beck is a dishonest hack that caters to an individual of low intelligence who is easily let by a carrot to the ballot box.

  7. Fuck you, YOU’RE a dick, and Beck has great ratings now on Fox News. You’re just fucking jealous. Stupid tools!

  8. WOW!



    • Yeah, I’ve seen his ratings. The reason he is doing so well on Fox is thanks to people like you who ONLY watch Fox. It is the cult of Foxonality. It is also a tiny minority of Americans.

      Approval ratings for Obama and the Democratic Congress are “through the roof.” So you can cower in the glow of your little rightist network. I’ll go with the majority of Americans.

  9. Interesting thread. A lot of mean and angry people here. Was Glenn’s show bad OR WAS IT THE NETWORK. I’m sure he is laughing all the way to the bank.

  10. Glenn Beck has NO idea who Thomas Payne is!


  12. Usually when I see someone with their head as far up their ass, as you, I suggest tney pull it out and see the real world.
    But for you, after reading your comments and tirades I can only say
    ENJOY THE View!!

  13. Glenn Beck’s show is topping out on cable now. The boycott called by some folks with hurt feelings seemed to have had the opposite effect. He is not suffering from loss of advertising or fromthe lack of viewers.

    He is either #1 or #2, while Olberman is 10th.

    Sigh, it must really hurt inside to lag so far behind Beck.

  14. WOW! Glenn Becks ratings are amazing because of his “speak the truth” approach.

    First it was Van Jones, then A.C.O.R.N and next up ???? Oh I love this country and Beck.

    • In other words, you love McCarthyism and suppression of speech.

      Next up??? >>Beck!<<

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