Trump Bump: Just In Case You Forgot How Psycho Republican Voters Are

This year’s Celebrity Pretentious Republican candidate is, without a doubt, the gold-plated ego wrapped in an orange comb-over, Donald Trump. Ever since he announced his joke of a campaign a couple of weeks ago, he has been been getting dumped by former business partners and associates who are embarrassed to be seen with him in public. To no one but Trump’s surprise, his repugnant racism directed at immigrants has insulted the fasted growing electoral demographic in the country.

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Many (but not all) of Trump’s fellow Republican’s have repudiated his characterization of immigrants as criminals and rapists. And the all but the most ultra-conservative media outlets have recognized the idiocy of his comments and written him off as an un-serious candidate. Even corporations that are generally aligned with any Republican candidate are washing their hands of Trump.

What’s troubling, however, is that the Republican constituencies to whom he is addressing his hate speech are, for the time being, eating it up. In recent polls Trump has spiked up to second place behind Mr. Establishment, Jeb Bush. That exposes the GOP voters as being just as bigoted as Trump and willing to lap up his spittle-inflected rants.

That said, anyone who worries that Trump is now a plausible contender for the GOP nomination can rest easy. The Republican electorate is as fickle as they are ignorant. Trump’s polling at this stage of the campaign is less than meaningless. For some evidence of why that’s so, take a look at some of the polls during the GOP primaries in the 2012 race. It seems every crackpot got their turn at the top for brief moment in time. The GOP leaders included Trump himself, as well as Sarah Palin and Herman Cain.

In addition to this parade of losers, there was Michelle Bachmann, Ron Paul, and Rudy Giuliani, all taking turns leading the polls, despite none ever having the remotest chance of becoming president, or even their party’s nominee. That’s how crazy these freaks are.

Thankfully, they all lost just as Trump is going to. Well, that’s if he ever even becomes a legitimate candidate. He still has not filed the required financial disclosures, and he has just ten days left to do so (unless he requests an extension, which he promised not to do). Even if he stays in the race he will certainly fall in the polls as voters inevitably drift toward the more mainstream candidates (i.e. Bush, Walker, etc.) as they always do in both parties.

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So everybody calm down. Trump aint goin’ nowhere. If you want to get excited about something, perhaps it should be how addle-brained your average Republican voter is. While none of the nut cases actually managed to make it into the winner’s circle, the GOP voters did flirt with them before marrying their designated loser. That’s a pretty scary statement of where they stand and what sort of leader is acceptable to them. And if you don’t get just a little nauseous knowing that the same people who thrust Palin, Cain and now Ben Carson, and Trump, to the top of the polls, are still allowed to vote in the general election, then you’ve got a stronger stomach than I do.

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8 thoughts on “Trump Bump: Just In Case You Forgot How Psycho Republican Voters Are

  1. I don’t think Donald fixes his own hair. There is no way. He must have someone do his hair for him every single day. And they said that John Edwards was vain.

  2. Regardless of Mark’s insults of his fellow citizens who don’t agree with his politics – This guy, Donald Trump, is perfect for our reality TV loving society. And why does anyone here care – according to the majority here, Hillary will be our next president – which means more of the same of the past 16 years (when BHO’s term is finished). Trump is a loud mouth boob – but then that is what is being fed to us on TV as entertainment. He is a symptom of a sick society…just get used to it.

    • It’s not a symptom of a sick society. It’s a symptom of a sick Republican electorate. There are no Democratic equivalents to Trump who actually lead the polling for their party’s presidential nomination. When Kim Kardashian runs for the Dem nomination, and leads in the polls, then we can talk about the problem being societal.

    • The thing is, Trump isn’t getting support from “reality TV lovers” in general as you assert, he’s getting it mainly from racist and xenophobic right wingers (such as Ann Coulter who is attempting to get credit for his anti-Mexican screed), as well as a few white supremacist groups that have endorsed his run.

      These people are not an accurate representation of “TV loving Americans” which makes your assertion false.

      Take note too that pretty much ALL the support he got is from the right, the left don’t really vote in the Republican primaries after all.

  3. As you know, the GOP base is attracted to actors since they have such trouble distinguishing fiction from reality.

    • Yes, here in California we know that first-hand. Jerry Brown has been spending his terms as governor largely trying to clean up the mess left by Arnold Schwarzenegger.

  4. Dodos of a feather fail together.

  5. “As you know, the GOP base is attracted to actors since they have such trouble distinguishing fiction from reality.”
    Which would explain the Patron Saint himself, Ronald Reagan. Bad actor, very very bad president, worshiped by the GOP base. Ronnie’s picture is probably in as many mobile homes, FOX bathrooms and CEO offices as Jebus. Oh, and Mark, best analogy award for, “When Kim Kardashian runs for the Dem nomination, and leads in the polls, then we can talk about the problem being societal.”

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