Trump’s Not Nearly a Million MAGA March Massively Misfires

The mass delusion exhibited by the Cult of Trump continues to manifest in the most bizarre and irrational ways. On Saturday a coalition of white nationalists, neo-Nazis, crackpot conspiracy theorists, and of course, Republicans (or is that redundant?), descended on Washington, D.C. like a flock of vultures. The attendees of the hysterically misnamed “Million MAGA March” were intent on propping up the failed presidential campaign of Donald Trump, whose pitiful denial of reality has infected his most fervent devotees with the same deranged notions of an imaginary victory.

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The marchers fanned out along the streets waving banners and shouting slogans attesting to their utterly unfounded belief that the election was stolen from their Dear Leader. There were estimated to be only a few thousand marchers, but they made up for that lack of numbers with their abundance of yelling and blind hostility. Trump himself was watching the parade and was so impressed that he tweeted…

However, nothing that took place advanced their central, and patently absurd, theme that Trump had actually won reelection. There was no presentation of evidence that any voting irregularities occurred. And even their baseless allegations wouldn’t have overturned the results were they all found to be valid. What’s more, Trump’s own Department of Homeland Security found “no evidence that any voting system deleted or lost votes, changed votes, or was in any way compromised.”

So failing in what was the principle justification for the march, the Trump disciples lashed out at what they have come to regard as their most ardent foe, Fox News. That’s right, the rabidly biased network that is most responsible for putting Trump in the White House is now considered to have betrayed the movement and is working for the socialist opposition. One speaker at the rally expressed the opinions of the hive-mind attendees saying that…

“Fox News sucks! How bad is Fox News now? What the hell happened? What a disgrace. They are the enemy of the people.”

That’s an opinion that is shared by Trump who has similarly castigated Fox News for failing to be unflinchingly worshipful at all times. Even interviewing a Democrat on the network is considered to be treasonous. That’s why speculation is running so high that Trump is plotting to launch a competing network with the express purpose of Wrecking Fox News.” In fact, that may be the true motivation behind Trump’s challenging of the election results. He might just be using that as a means to continue fundraising for his post-presidency media enterprise.

However, if the turnout for this March of the MAGA Munchkins is any indication, Trump’s hopes for a successful venture are likely to land him his next bankruptcy. And also his next indictments after he’s caught funneling campaign funds into his personal business pursuits.

On the bright side, Trump has actually succeeded in uniting America – in opposition to Fox News. Now the left, who have long regarded Fox as a brazenly conservative dispenser of right-wing propaganda and an arm of the Republican Party, are joined by the right, who lately have come to see Fox as being in bed with liberals.

So now everybody hates Fox News. Well, except for Trump. Because even though he whines like a baby whenever he thinks that Fox isn’t sufficiently adoring, he still promotes them by posting clips from their programs and with nearly exclusive appearances on their air. It’s a love/hate relationship that twists on the nebulous winds of whatever he watched last – whether it was Sean Hannity fluffing his fragile ego, or some nameless host reporting that Joe Biden won another state. That’s knife’s edge of Trump’s psychosis. And it is only going to get worse in the days before Biden’s inauguration.

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6 thoughts on “Trump’s Not Nearly a Million MAGA March Massively Misfires

  1. Watching these cultists attack Fox is hilarious. It shows how utterly atrociously horrible they are. Watching Trump betray the network that helped create him is a sight to behold. What’s a Hannity supposed to do?

  2. Just for sh*ts and giggles – I really want to know – why do Trumpers support Trump?

    I’ve asked a few on Twatter and there’s always 1 of 3 responses. 1. Silence. 2. Abuse, usually including words like ‘commie’ (From people I don’t know and who certainly don’t know me!) 3. They disappear. Literally. Especially those who claim to have ‘massive’ amounts of video proving electoral fraud (Democrat fraud, that is). I ask – nicely – along with others – OK, you have this evidence, please – do send us a link, or post it. And then they – wow – like – just disappear and – are NEVER SEEN AGAIN!!!! Do me an effing favour. Whichever option they choose, they certainly never state why they support him. The closest I got was one who proudly stated ‘TRUMP supporters have never committed a crime. It was all Democrats who rioted and burned things down.’ Interesting, but certainly didn’t answer the question.

    How about an article on that, mate?!

  3. Trumpf’s (R) “Minion Man March” in D.C. was the most impressive gathering of his minions ever! Showing their blind obedience is the primary reason for their existence!! Some might say, his are the “Family Values Republican Lemmings of 2020” sending their own Stimulus checks for his personal debts!! He yanks their strings, so he can make them dance, and dance they will for his pleasures. Mindless Minions are raising families of baby minions who will vote for Trumpf (R) in 2024!! Yay!!

  4. Wow, I’d never seen what you suggested, Jo, since I have not seen any of these movies. It is perfect. Thank you, made me laugh and I really need laughter, more than I knew! I hope they do one with the Trumpf (R), to show nightly across America after we throw him out of our White House.

    • My pleasure and privilege, mate. The world’s at the point where it needs to laugh or go insane, and I reckon laughter’s the better option (Much healthier, too.) I laughed so hard the first time I saw Minions I had to rush out and buy the DVD. If you enjoy late 60s music, you’ll have double the laughs. When TrumpetArse has blared his last, and he’s been dragged out kicking and screaming, the world party will be most mighty and ginormous!

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